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| A thirsty paitent asks a nurse
for mil... |
| 293 Votes, |
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A thirsty paitent asks a nurse
for milk, she opened her top
& put her nipples in his mouth,
he said THANK GOD I DIDN'T ask
for water. |
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| Submitted By: Prani on: September 10, 2008 |
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| Chaho to Dil se Hamko mita
dena,chaho... |
| 293 Votes, |
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Chaho to Dil se Hamko mita
dena,chaho to hamko bhula
dena,par yeh wada karo ki,
aaye kabhi yaad humari to
rona mat....GAAND MEIN UNGLI
DALKE HILA LENA! |
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| Submitted By: niks_B on: September 12, 2008 |
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| A man sees on a girls t-shirt it says "h... |
| 293 Votes, |
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A man sees on a girls t-shirt it says "handle with care"
Next day he wears a jeans & writes "candle with hair" |
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| Submitted By: Soham on: September 13, 2008 |
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| Iss aane vali thandi me aapko...
... |
| 293 Votes, |
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Iss aane vali thandi me aapko...
GHARWALI,
BAHARWALI,
SABJIWALI,
PADOSWALI,
COLLEGEWALI,
DOODHWALI,
KAMWALI,
FULWALI,
sab ka Pyar mile. |
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| Submitted By: Salam on: September 15, 2008 |
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| Q: What is the similirity
between SE... |
| 293 Votes, |
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Q: What is the similirity
between SEX and SHOPPING?
A: MAN can not hold both
for more than 5 minutes. |
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| Submitted By: fine sms on: September 15, 2008 |
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| There are three wonders of a woman
01. ... |
| 292 Votes, |
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There are three wonders of a woman
01. Give milk without eating grass
02. letting a man come without yelling
03. Bleed for a week without going to die |
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| Submitted By: anirban on: October 20, 2007 |
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| What's the diff between a Lollipop and a... |
| 292 Votes, |
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What's the diff between a Lollipop and a Penis ?
The Lollipop gets smaller with each lick and PENIS gets bigger with each lick. |
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| Submitted By: Prady on: November 18, 2007 |
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| Santa: During sex both of us njoyed, the... |
| 292 Votes, |
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Santa: During sex both of us njoyed, then y should I pay?
Prostitute: For us it's Incoming, so its free. For men it's Outgoing, so u have to. |
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| Submitted By: Kina on: November 22, 2007 |
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| Want to see URANUS planet without a tele... |
| 292 Votes, |
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Want to see URANUS planet without a telescope ?
Ok, bend ur waist by 90 degrees, then bend ur knees 45 degrees. Hold a mirror between ur legs, now u can see UR-ANUS! |
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| Submitted By: Craig_s on: November 23, 2007 |
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| Accident takes a minute but sufferings l... |
| 292 Votes, |
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| Accident takes a minute but sufferings last a lifetime. Plz wear Condom & Helmet on ur appropriate heads during Respective Driving. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: November 25, 2007 |
