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| Paro aur chandramuki ka
noor app pe b... |
| 279 Votes, |
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Paro aur chandramuki ka
noor app pe barse, har koi
aapke sath sone ko tarse,
aapke jeevan me aaye itni
ladkiya ki app CHADDI
pahen ne ko tarse. |
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| Submitted By: Kelly on: September 16, 2008 |
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| Colour of underwear reflects your mood. ... |
| 279 Votes, |
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Colour of underwear reflects your mood.
red: wild
black: sexy
blue: romantic
pink: seductive
white: calm
yellow: time to change it!... |
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| Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: September 19, 2008 |
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| Q: Do you know why boys keep
thier m... |
| 279 Votes, |
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Q: Do you know why boys keep
thier mobiles in pant pockets?
A: B'coz signals are high
near the tower.... |
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| Submitted By: Aussies on: September 23, 2008 |
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| non VEG
noN VEG
nON VEG
NON VEG... |
| 279 Votes, |
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non VEG
noN VEG
nON VEG
NON VEG
NON VEg
NON Veg
NON veg
NOn veg
Non veg
non veg
*
*
Muskura do yaar
non veg
message hai... |
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| Submitted By: Rony no 1 on: September 24, 2008 |
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| Twins in mother womb:
1st: Dekho ... |
| 279 Votes, |
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Twins in mother womb:
1st: Dekho papa aa gaye!
2nd: Abe dhukkan ye papa nahi
roy uncle hain, papa kabhi
rain coat nahi pahante |
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| Submitted By: Sanchit on: September 27, 2008 |
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| At 33 he quite
smoking ( will power ... |
| 279 Votes, |
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At 33 he quite
smoking ( will power )
At 43 he quit
Drinking ( will power )
At 53 he quit
Gambling ( will power )
At 63 he quit
SEX ( Power Failure ) |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 27, 2008 |
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| Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itna... |
| 278 Votes, |
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Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay
saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?
Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki
tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega… |
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| Submitted By: yahoo sms on: May 25, 2008 |
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| Sex is like a restaurant.
sometimes ... |
| 278 Votes, |
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Sex is like a restaurant.
sometimes u get full satisfactory n
service, and sometimes you have to
b satisfied with self-service! |
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| Submitted By: Joe on: September 03, 2008 |
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| Wife Boght A New Trnsprent Bra,
Wor ... |
| 278 Votes, |
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Wife Boght A New Trnsprent Bra,
Wor It InFront Of Husbnd.
Husbnd: Isme Tum Badi Sexy Lag Rahi Ho,
Wife: Hmm..Pata Hai! Salesman B yahi keh rah |
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| Submitted By: Pranit on: September 10, 2008 |
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| Lady to man:- why u keep "Taweez"
an... |
| 278 Votes, |
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Lady to man:- why u keep "Taweez"
and condom together in ur wallet ?
Man reply:- Bhoot aur chhot ka kuch
pata nahin..kahin bhi mil jayey.... |
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| Submitted By: Lion on: September 17, 2008 |
