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| Arz Kiya hai....
College se nikal... |
| 300 Votes, |
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Arz Kiya hai....
College se nikalte hi kitaabain seenay se laga leti ho,
Hum kya marr gaye jo khud hi daba leti ho! |
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| Submitted By: Rahul_9830 on: August 25, 2008 |
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| Girl goes 2 Dr with mom
Girl-Medical... |
| 300 Votes, |
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Girl goes 2 Dr with mom
Girl-Medical checkup krana hai
Dr-sare kapde utar k parde k piche let jao... Girl-mera nahi mummy ka!
Dr oh!...mataji Jeeb bahar nikaaliye. |
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| Submitted By: adi on: September 08, 2008 |
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| Husband :plz. KARNE dona
Wife :nahi
... |
| 300 Votes, |
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Husband :plz. KARNE dona
Wife :nahi
Husb :PAKADNE to do
Wif :nahi
Hus :DABANE to do.
Wif :nahi
Hus :sirf DIKHAO to sahi.
Wif :nahi aaj to REMOTE pakadne nahi dungi uske BUTON bhi dabane nahi dungi aur MATCH bhi dekhne nahi dungi.
Aj to sirial hi chalegi.
Aisa aap ke sath bhi hota hoga na. |
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| Submitted By: Colin88 on: September 10, 2008 |
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| Sir: guy(cow) hammari maata
hai... (... |
| 300 Votes, |
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Sir: guy(cow) hammari maata
hai... (outside school...
Bull fucking cow)
Student: sir.. sir... bahar
aapki maa chod rahe hai. |
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| Submitted By: Colin88 on: September 10, 2008 |
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| If Pepsodent company manufactures
co... |
| 300 Votes, |
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If Pepsodent company manufactures
condom then its slogan will be
"raat bhar dhishum dhishum" |
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| Submitted By: Aslan on: September 21, 2008 |
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| A story with moral
My girlfriend called... |
| 299 Votes, |
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A story with moral
My girlfriend called me to her house one day. I went there & found her sister alone in the house. She was unbelievably sexythan my GF. She whispered in my ear, "I have feelings for you, make love to me once" I turned around & walked to thefront door towards my car. Amazingly I found my GF standing there & she hugged me & said, "U have won my trust."
Moral:
Its always better to keep the CuNDuMS in the car & not in the wallet!! |
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| Submitted By: Rony no 1 on: October 19, 2007 |
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| A 90 yr old man started making love with... |
| 299 Votes, |
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A 90 yr old man started making love with his 85 yr wife, he started sucking her breats and after few seconds the man expired, GUESS WHY?
Autoposy Report : death due to expired milk. |
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| Submitted By: Joy 55 on: October 20, 2007 |
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| Preeto comes nude in front of the guests... |
| 299 Votes, |
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Preeto comes nude in front of the guests while serving the halwa.
Banta shouts: What?s this?
Preeto: Recipe book me likha tha ?Serve hot without dressing? |
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| Submitted By: Rahul_9830 on: November 15, 2007 |
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| Q: Why is it good for young boys to read... |
| 299 Votes, |
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Q: Why is it good for young boys to read Playboy & Penthouse?
A: It improves hand-eye coordination. |
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| Submitted By: admin on: November 25, 2007 |
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| Anso tere niklain tou ankhain meri houn.... |
| 299 Votes, |
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Anso tere niklain tou ankhain meri houn..
Dil tera dharkay to dharkan meri ho...
khuda kare dosti hamari itni ghari ho k
baap tu baney or mehnat hamari ho.. |
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| Submitted By: Sourabh on: November 30, 2007 |
