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| Jab Gabbar Paida hua tab uski maa ne use... |
| 295 Votes, |
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Jab Gabbar Paida hua tab uski maa ne use 2-3 thappad lagaye
pta hai kya hua?
kambakht peda hote hi puch raha tha "kitne admi the" |
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| Submitted By: fine sms on: October 20, 2007 |
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| in chemistry class teacher asked a girl:... |
| 295 Votes, |
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| in chemistry class teacher asked a girl:what r Nitrates?Girl answered shyly:nights rates r high then day ..! |
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| Submitted By: boere on: October 20, 2007 |
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| what's common between the SUN & WOMEN'S ... |
| 295 Votes, |
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what's common between the SUN & WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR?
1) both are hott
2) both look better while going down
3) both disappear by night............ |
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| Submitted By: Rebecaa on: October 20, 2007 |
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| Ancient Chinese wisdom for men: Always m... |
| 295 Votes, |
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| Ancient Chinese wisdom for men: Always marry a woman with small hands. Makes u'r cock look bigger! |
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| Submitted By: Naveen on: November 14, 2007 |
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| Santa went to school for getting the rep... |
| 295 Votes, |
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Santa went to school for getting the report card of his son.
Santa: Madam kab dengi aap.
Teacher: Period khatam hone tak to intezzar karo |
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| Submitted By: Prady on: November 27, 2007 |
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| Girl: am like Radio my left nipple is vo... |
| 295 Votes, |
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Girl: am like Radio my left nipple is volume, and right nipple is tuner....
Boy: Ji nahi, i turned both but there is no sound.....
Girl: Nechay cell tera baap dale ga |
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| Submitted By: Preity on: November 30, 2007 |
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| Jeeto was going to Chandigarh for vacati... |
| 295 Votes, |
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Jeeto was going to Chandigarh for vacations. At the time of packing Santa thinks: Kitni bholi hai,
main saath nahin jaa raha phir bhi condom saath le jaa rahi hai. |
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| Submitted By: Lion on: December 04, 2007 |
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| What is the sex organ of an elephant and... |
| 295 Votes, |
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What is the sex organ of an elephant and why?
His foot, Coz if he stamps on you, you are screwed. |
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| Submitted By: Sonia on: August 22, 2008 |
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| Wat's da similarity between
bungee j... |
| 295 Votes, |
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Wat's da similarity between
bungee jumping & sex ?
In both u go up & down,
both r exiting adventurous
& dangerous & in both cases,
if the rubber breaks U R SCREWED |
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| Submitted By: Ritu on: August 23, 2008 |
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| Thought for the day:
Make LOVEand no... |
| 295 Votes, |
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Thought for the day:
Make LOVEand not WAR...
Coz CONDOMS are cheaper than GUNS |
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| Submitted By: Ritu on: August 26, 2008 |
