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| Shoe laces and smart men
have one thi... |
| 295 Votes, |
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Shoe laces and smart men
have one thing in common...
They keep in touch with
serveral holes simultaneously. |
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| Submitted By: Jasmine on: September 03, 2008 |
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| A Toilet is lyk a committee meeting.
... |
| 295 Votes, |
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A Toilet is lyk a committee meeting.
People come with lot of pressure, sit, create a lot of noise, and ultimately dop the matter. |
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| Submitted By: Arun Kr 1978 on: September 08, 2008 |
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| Boy say 2girl "agar may tumhary brest da... |
| 294 Votes, |
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Boy say 2girl "agar may tumhary brest daba kar bag jao to tum kya socho gee||?"
girl
"to may socho gee ke aik pagal go poore car chala sakta tha sirf horan daba kar bag geya |
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| Submitted By: mawara on: October 21, 2007 |
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| 10 qualities of a perfect girlfriend- Tr... |
| 294 Votes, |
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10 qualities of a perfect girlfriend- Truthful, Intelligent, Gentle, Humble, Tolerant, Polite,
Understanding, Sexy,
Smart, Youthful. In short -TIGHT PUSSY |
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| Submitted By: farhans on: November 20, 2007 |
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| Ladki: Tum Honeymoon k liye kahan kahan ... |
| 294 Votes, |
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Ladki: Tum Honeymoon k liye kahan kahan Gayi thi?
Saheli: Shimla, Kasauli, Mussoorie, Nanitaal.
Ladki: Achhaa... kya kya dekha Wahan pe?
Saheli: Sirf CEILING FAN! |
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| Submitted By: Jony 21 on: December 05, 2007 |
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| Banta said, Life after Marriage with u h... |
| 294 Votes, |
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Banta said, Life after Marriage with u has become like a Dog.
Wife’s reply, “How can u comparing ur self to a dog? Dog sticks and maintains for an hour & u start farting in a minute." |
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| Submitted By: Shawn on: August 24, 2008 |
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| Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
... |
| 294 Votes, |
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Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono ne kapde tyag diye,
ek ne desh ke liye,
doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye! |
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| Submitted By: funtuzzz on: August 30, 2008 |
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| Different types of bra's
Poisono... |
| 294 Votes, |
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Different types of bra's
Poisonous BRA - coBRA
Mathemetical BRA - algeBRA
striped BRA - zeBRA
strongestBRA - vertiBRA
sunsignBRA - liBRA
magical(invisible)BRA - aBRA ka daBRA |
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| Submitted By: Colin88 on: September 02, 2008 |
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| A good lecture should be
like a girl... |
| 294 Votes, |
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A good lecture should be
like a girl's mini-skirt
Short enough to create an
interest and long enough
to cover a subject... |
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| Submitted By: Soham on: September 06, 2008 |
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| Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar.
Viru... |
| 294 Votes, |
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Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar.
Viru: nahi Basantiin kutto
ke samne chaddi mat utarna.
Basanti: Viru dar mat maine
chaddi pahni hi nahi hai... |
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| Submitted By: Saket on: September 08, 2008 |
