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| A newly wed told Mon her
husaband was ... |
| 292 Votes, |
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A newly wed told Mon her
husaband was a virgin.
Mom asked how she Knew?
Last nite when we made love, his
cock was still in plastic cover. |
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| Submitted By: SMS Guru on: September 07, 2008 |
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| Boys say it's great,
boys say it's f... |
| 292 Votes, |
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Boys say it's great,
boys say it's fine.
9 months later they
say it's not mine ! |
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| Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: September 07, 2008 |
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| A friend like u is not like boobs
co... |
| 292 Votes, |
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A friend like u is not like boobs
coz everyone sucks them.
Not like vagina coz it tears.
U r like a penis coz it
always stands when needed! |
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| Submitted By: Joe on: September 15, 2008 |
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| Naa teer mein naa talwal mein,
jo ma... |
| 292 Votes, |
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Naa teer mein naa talwal mein,
jo maza hai teri salwal mein,
teer kya marti ho talwar maar do,
saacha pyar karti ho to salwar utar do.. |
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| Submitted By: Pranit on: September 25, 2008 |
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| Suhagrat k 3 din baad jab dulag kamre se... |
| 292 Votes, |
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| Suhagrat k 3 din baad jab dulag kamre se nikla to dosto ne bola-itne din suhagrat? dulha bola, kamino prhle ye bolo vasline ki bottle mein fevicol kisne dala? |
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| Submitted By: Lion on: January 29, 2010 |
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| There are three wonders of a woman
01. ... |
| 291 Votes, |
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There are three wonders of a woman
01. Give milk without eating grass
02. letting a man come without yelling
03. Bleed for a week without going to die |
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| Submitted By: anirban on: October 20, 2007 |
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| Obscene phone caller: Hello baby, if u c... |
| 291 Votes, |
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Obscene phone caller: Hello baby, if u can guess what's in my hand I'll let u have it.
Preeto: Listen ji, if u can hold it in one hand I'm not interested. |
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| Submitted By: Joe on: November 16, 2007 |
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| Every married man keeps wondering every ... |
| 291 Votes, |
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Every married man keeps wondering every evening: Shud I go out and look at what I cannot fuck
or stay home and fuck what I cannot look at. |
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| Submitted By: sms fan on: November 25, 2007 |
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| Santa was watching a Blue Film. He saw h... |
| 291 Votes, |
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| Santa was watching a Blue Film. He saw his wife in the film. After the film ended he said: Thank God it was just a movie & not real. |
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| Submitted By: Chiggi on: November 27, 2007 |
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| larki: 200 rupy loongi, hil hil k loongi... |
| 291 Votes, |
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larki: 200 rupy loongi, hil hil k loongi.
larka: 100 rupy doonga, hil khud he loonga.
larki: 100 rupy bacha ly, apne haath sy hilla ly |
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| Submitted By: Shawn on: December 01, 2007 |
