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Q: Why men walk more
and women talk ... |
267 Votes, |
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Q: Why men walk more
and women talk more?
A: Coz men have three legs
and women have four lips! |
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Submitted By: Natasha on: September 30, 2008 |
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johnnny johnnny yes papa
fucking gir... |
266 Votes, |
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johnnny johnnny yes papa
fucking girls yes papa
useing condoms no papa
getting AIDS ha ha haaaa. |
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Submitted By: rozit on: August 26, 2008 |
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Q: Why do most men prefer to kiss a woma... |
266 Votes, |
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Q: Why do most men prefer to kiss a woman's lips?
A: That's da best way to shut a woman's Horizontal mouth & open the Vertical one! |
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Submitted By: sms fan on: August 26, 2008 |
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Why is a cucumber and a beer better than... |
266 Votes, |
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Why is a cucumber and a beer better than men?
Coz beer comes in a can not in ur mouth, and a cucmber stays hard for weeks. |
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Submitted By: Sujoy on: August 31, 2008 |
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During Sex the sardarni asks
repeatedl... |
266 Votes, |
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During Sex the sardarni asks
repeatedlly "do u luv me, do
u really love me"? Sardar
(irritated)- What the hell
do u think I am doing pushups |
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Submitted By: Admin on: September 16, 2008 |
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Hickery Dickery Dock this bitch
was ... |
266 Votes, |
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Hickery Dickery Dock this bitch
was sucking my cock the clock
struck 2 I dropped my glue and
left her at the end of the block. |
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Submitted By: rosit on: October 10, 2008 |
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Pastor: Do you know where little boys an... |
265 Votes, |
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Pastor: Do you know where little boys and girls go when they do bad things?
Johnny: Sure, back of the church yard. |
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Submitted By: Aslan on: August 26, 2008 |
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Banta after sex: Kaha tha na, condom k j... |
265 Votes, |
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Banta after sex: Kaha tha na, condom k jagah rumal se mat karo. Ab rumal andar rahegaya na...
Banta: Oye, positive thinking rakh! bachha pagri pahenke aye ga..... |
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Submitted By: admin on: August 27, 2008 |
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A Guy picks up a girl 4
the date, Wh... |
265 Votes, |
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A Guy picks up a girl 4
the date, Why are u wearing
ur belt around ur knee.?
Girl: I promised my mom that
I wouldn't let you touch me
below my belt. |
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Submitted By: funtuzzz on: September 01, 2008 |
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Advantages of having an affair
with ma... |
265 Votes, |
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Advantages of having an affair
with married women...
they give like hell
they do not yell,
they do not tell,
they do not swell,
and there r no wedding bells! |
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Submitted By: Varun on: September 03, 2008 |