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Q: why should a girl should have an ...
264 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: why should a girl should have an

extra covering and protection on her

boobs ?



Kyonki "CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI...."
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 130
Submitted By: Derek on: October 03, 2008
take my advice .. don't take umbreall...
263 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
take my advice ..

don't take umbrealla on a rainy day..

keep whisper on your head


kyonki yeh ghanto tak geele pan ka ehsaas
bhi na hone de...

happy monsoon....
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 174
Submitted By: Soham on: December 08, 2007
What is LONG & HARD, has a Hole at t...
263 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What is LONG & HARD,

has a Hole at the TIP &

when INSERTED into a WET,

HAIRY and TIGHT HOLE,

makes U feel better?



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VICKS INHALER
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 195
Submitted By: Pranit on: September 13, 2008
Suggest an english word for 'apne ki...
263 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Suggest an english word for

'apne kiye par pani pher dena'



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F-L-U-S-H
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 116
Submitted By: Salam on: September 17, 2008
My magical watch says u aren't weari...
263 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
My magical watch says u

aren't wearing any panties.



Oh, you are?

It must be an hour fast!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 104
Submitted By: Deepu Roy on: September 17, 2008
Touch it gently.. Put ur finger insid...
263 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Touch it gently..

Put ur finger inside..

If hole is big put three fingers....

Rub it up & down gently...



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.... that's the right way of washing a glass!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 205
Submitted By: Craig_s on: October 04, 2008
In a hospital 2 nurses were discussing a...
263 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
In a hospital 2 nurses were discussing about the new doctor.



1st say he dresses so well, 2nd says yes, and so quickly too!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 131
Submitted By: ritz on: October 09, 2008
Q: What 2 things in the air can make...
262 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: What 2 things in the air

can make a girl pregnant?



A: Her Feet!!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 79
Submitted By: Raghav on: September 23, 2008
Husband:- kal raat kaisa laga. Wi...
262 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Husband:- kal raat kaisa laga.



Wife:- 5% Dard, 5% maza and

90%   purani yadein.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 90
Submitted By: Admin on: September 25, 2008
Boy to gal: agar mein tumhe kiss kar...
261 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Boy to gal: agar mein tumhe kiss

karu to tum kya sochogi?



gal: I think.. ek bevkuf jo pura USA

ghum sakta tha airport se hi vapas gaya...
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 152
Submitted By: Natasha on: September 17, 2008
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