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Sex is good, sex is fine Doggy style...
311 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sex is good, sex is fine

Doggy style or 69

Just 4 fun or getting paid

everyone loves getting laid



So if u want me in the sack,

lick ur lips n text me back
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 177
Submitted By: Preity on: August 23, 2008
Yaad aate hai bachpan k woh haseen din, ...
311 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Yaad aate hai bachpan k woh haseen din,

jab hum tum masti kiya karte the,

tum lollipop k liye roya karte the,

hum apni pant khol kar tumhe manaya karte the...
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 170
Submitted By: Kelly on: August 30, 2008
NEWS: A Call Center Boy was raped by a G...
311 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
NEWS: A Call Center Boy was raped by a Gal.



D Police questioned her.



She said: Hero Honda PLEASURE !!

Y Should Boys Have All the Fun?
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 153
Submitted By: Jame22 on: August 30, 2008
Wat is d tragedy of hindi film sholay? ...
310 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Wat is d tragedy of hindi film sholay?



Ek to thakur ki biwi nahi thi upar se gabbar ne uske haath bhi kaat diye!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 120
Submitted By: Punit on: September 06, 2008
Dracula dies n goes to heaven God aske...
310 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Dracula dies n goes to heaven
God asked 'wht do u want to be?'
He repiled a thing which sucks
blood n has wings God made him
Wishper Ultra with Large Wings
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 163
Submitted By: Kelly on: September 06, 2008
Sex - Symbol of Love PENIS - Len...
310 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sex - Symbol of Love



PENIS - Length of Love

PUSSY - Depth of Love..

BOOBS - Shape of Love...

BUTTS - Base of Love...
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 136
Submitted By: Joe on: September 13, 2008
I'm a bit shy...I'd like to have sex wit...
309 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
I'm a bit shy...I'd like to have sex with you, you do not have to say yes, just smile to me!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 92
Submitted By: Admin on: September 09, 2007
A policeman arrested a prostitute in the...
308 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A policeman arrested a prostitute in the Hospital area and asked for her profession.
Prostitute: " I'm a social engineer'
Policeman; "What do you do?"
Prostitute; "I build and destroy erections!"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 201
Submitted By: Sms frk on: September 08, 2007
A General asks a young lady officer, how...
308 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A General asks a young lady officer, how she felt in Services?
Lady: Very fine, whole day passes in saying Yes Sir, Yes Sir & the whole night in No Sir, No Sir!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 161
Submitted By: Lion on: November 05, 2007
Wife 2 naked husband: Why r u walking ar...
307 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Wife 2 naked husband: Why r u walking around, the neighbours can see ur thing?
Husband: So what?
Wife: They'll think I married u for MONEY!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 141
Submitted By: Rangesh on: November 21, 2007
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