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DOST TERI DOSTI ITNI PYARI ISLIYE SAB...
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DOST TERI DOSTI ITNI PYARI

ISLIYE SABANE TERI GAND MARI

CHAL AB KHOL MERI BARI....
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 88
Submitted By: Vishal on: September 08, 2008
Breaking News: Latest sponsor of the Ind...
285 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Breaking News: Latest sponsor of the Indian Cricket Team:



Whisper Ultra.



BCCI felt it appropriate as the team is undergoing its worst PERIOD!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 156
Submitted By: Ritika on: September 09, 2008
How do u define Table Tennis? Room ke...
285 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
How do u define Table Tennis?

Room ke andar,

table ke upar,

bulb ke neeche

de taka-tak,

le taka-tak.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 117
Submitted By: A.A on: September 10, 2008
Why do men get circumcised? * ...
285 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Why do men get circumcised?



*



*



*



Because women will GRAB anything with 20% off!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 109
Submitted By: sms techie on: September 16, 2008
Military Etiquettes of Penis:- 1)...
285 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Military Etiquettes of Penis:-



1)It Salutes d deservin ppl.

2)It Conquers d Virgin Land

3)It Marches thru thivk Jungles

4)Fights till last breath!!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 164
Submitted By: Sibu on: September 22, 2008
Ek bus mein BOYS aur GIRLS antakshari kh...
285 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Ek bus mein BOYS aur GIRLS antakshari khel rahe the



GIRLS ne kaha "hum tumhe haraa k dikhayenge"...



BOYS bole.... "hum haar gaye ab dikhao"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 153
Submitted By: Laila on: September 25, 2008
Sardar asks CALL GIRL. How much? She ...
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Sardar asks CALL GIRL. How much?

She says 50 on bed,

20 on sofa, 10 on grass.

Sardar gives her 50.

She says wow, on bed?

Sardar, no 5 times on grass!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 166
Submitted By: niks_B on: October 11, 2008
DIWALI ka yeh pyara tyohar, Jeewan Mw la...
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DIWALI ka yeh pyara tyohar, Jeewan Mw laye khusiya Apaa; Laxmiji Viraje Aapke dwar,Subh kamnahamari kare sweekar, Happy Diwali
Category: Dirty SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 126
Submitted By: AdminO on: February 04, 2010
A woman who arouses a man and leaves is ...
284 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A woman who arouses a man and leaves is called a cockteaser. What is a man who does the same called?
Ans: Moisturiser.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 119
Submitted By: Rony no 1 on: November 21, 2007
AIDS awareness slogan: Either use First ...
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AIDS awareness slogan: Either use First Hand or Just Hand.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 58
Submitted By: Rangesh on: November 23, 2007
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