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| A woman goes 2 a dentist 4 tooth extract... |
| 291 Votes, |
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A woman goes 2 a dentist 4 tooth extraction
doc tells her 2 lie down and gets ready with tools
lady lifts her skirt,doc says im not a gynacologist im dentist
she says i want to get my hubbys tooth removed |
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| Submitted By: menthali on: October 20, 2007 |
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| Obscene phone caller: Hello baby, if u c... |
| 291 Votes, |
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Obscene phone caller: Hello baby, if u can guess what's in my hand I'll let u have it.
Preeto: Listen ji, if u can hold it in one hand I'm not interested. |
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| Submitted By: Joe on: November 16, 2007 |
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| Every married man keeps wondering every ... |
| 291 Votes, |
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Every married man keeps wondering every evening: Shud I go out and look at what I cannot fuck
or stay home and fuck what I cannot look at. |
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| Submitted By: sms fan on: November 25, 2007 |
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| Santa was watching a Blue Film. He saw h... |
| 291 Votes, |
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| Santa was watching a Blue Film. He saw his wife in the film. After the film ended he said: Thank God it was just a movie & not real. |
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| Submitted By: Chiggi on: November 27, 2007 |
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| Condoms are not 100% safe. The other day... |
| 291 Votes, |
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| Condoms are not 100% safe. The other day my friend was wearing one and he got hit by a bus! |
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| Submitted By: sms fan on: November 30, 2007 |
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| What's the moral of movie Salaam Namaste... |
| 291 Votes, |
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What's the moral of movie Salaam Namaste?
The moral is: Never trust Australian Condoms. |
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| Submitted By: dark morph on: December 04, 2007 |
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| Aurat ki kamar
Ya khuda tune Aurat ke... |
| 291 Votes, |
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Aurat ki kamar
Ya khuda tune Aurat ke kamar
itni pattli kyoun banai hey
yeh tere berukhi hey ya tere bewafai hey
Khuda: na mere berukhi hey,
na meri bewafai hey
uski kamar say kuch mitti
lekar uske seene pe lagai hey. |
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| Submitted By: Hamed88 on: August 21, 2008 |
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| Q: Do you know why girls don't
keep ... |
| 291 Votes, |
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Q: Do you know why girls don't
keep thier mobiles in shirt pocket?
A: B'coz can't get signals near
hills & mountains. |
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| Submitted By: Abinash on: August 23, 2008 |
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| Two Prostitutes were talking..
1... |
| 291 Votes, |
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Two Prostitutes were talking..
1st-We r in the best business in the world.
2nd-Hows that?
1st-We have it, we sell it, and we Still have it! |
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| Submitted By: Vinu on: August 24, 2008 |
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| Rosemary divorced Mr.Lele b'coz
she w... |
| 291 Votes, |
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Rosemary divorced Mr.Lele b'coz
she was sick of telling her name,
"Roz Meri Lele."
Imagine her tough luck, when she
was re-married to Mr.Marlow |
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| Submitted By: Safir on: August 26, 2008 |
