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There was a young girl called Anna, W...
243 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
There was a young girl called Anna,

Who was rather good with a spanner.



A boy gave her a knock,

So she grabbed his big cock,

And he now has a whole different manner!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 181
Submitted By: Raghav on: October 06, 2008
A man carrying 3 babies.The lady sitting...
243 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A man carrying 3 babies.The lady sitting next asks,r they ur babies?The man says.No,I work in a comdom factory and these are customer complaints
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 144
Submitted By: Admin on: February 13, 2010
ramdev bole hamesha apni se badi aurat k...
243 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
ramdev bole hamesha apni se badi aurat ko maa aur choti ko behan bolo.
santa: to baba mera lund aap hi rakh lo, aushdhi kutne k kaam ayega.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 140
Submitted By: raju on: July 02, 2010
Bus mein jagah na hone pe ladki ko ek un...
242 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Bus mein jagah na hone pe ladki ko ek uncle ne godi mein bitha liya.



Thodi der bad ladki Jhatke se uthi aur boli Uncle :Ya to "Usko" bithao Ya Mujhko!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 157
Submitted By: Admin on: September 26, 2008
Boy: "Mom, y m I blck & ur White? Mo...
242 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Boy: "Mom, y m I blck & ur White?

Mom: "Listn son, considrn al d

things I did at dat party yrs

ago, u shld b thankfl ur

not barking
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 144
Submitted By: Soham on: September 29, 2008
Women is the best vehicle in the world. ...
242 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Women is the best vehicle in the world.



Front - 2 bumpers!

Back - 2 bumpers!

Self lubricating when hot!

Monthly automatic engine oil change!

Every type of piston fits!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 186
Submitted By: anomym on: September 30, 2008
Kabhi dost kethe the ki jaan bhi maan...
242 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Kabhi dost kethe the ki jaan

bhi maango to hazir hai, aaj

who apni biwi ko jaan kethe

hai, aur maango to inkaar

karte hai...
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 137
Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: October 07, 2008
Ddo u know james bond's new film sta...
242 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Ddo u know james bond's new

film starring PIERCE BROSNAN

and JAYALALITHA is

"THE BED IS NOT ENOUGH"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 111
Submitted By: Admin on: October 10, 2008
Sardarji enterd in ladis toilet by mista...
242 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sardarji enterd in ladis toilet by mistake. 2 ladies tld him dis is only 4 ladis.Sardarji opened his zip & by showing his projection he replied dis is also only 4 ladis.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 169
Submitted By: Ritu on: January 03, 2010
At a funeral, a heart shaped coffin wa...
241 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
At a funeral, a heart shaped
coffin was made 4 a Cardiologist.
A Doctor started laughing, When
asked y, he said Im thinking of
my funeral, im a Gynaecologist..!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 168
Submitted By: Faro on: September 17, 2008
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