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| Q: Why are men like a toothbrush?A: They... |
| 319 Votes, |
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| Q: Why are men like a toothbrush?A: They are useless without handle. |
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| Submitted By: Salam on: September 09, 2007 |
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| girls are like phones. we like to be hel... |
| 318 Votes, |
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| girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected! |
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| Submitted By: rozit on: September 04, 2007 |
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| I want triplets, You want twins, Lets ge... |
| 318 Votes, |
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| I want triplets, You want twins, Lets get in bed and see who wins! |
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| Submitted By: anirban on: September 08, 2007 |
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| Wife bought a new transparent Bra, wore ... |
| 318 Votes, |
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Wife bought a new transparent Bra, wore in front of her hubby.
Hubby: Issme tum bahut sexy lag rahi ho.
Wife: Pata hai ! Salesman bhi yehi keh raha tha. |
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| Submitted By: (22raxt) on: November 14, 2007 |
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| Suhag raat ko dulha bola: Priye bolo, aa... |
| 318 Votes, |
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Suhag raat ko dulha bola: Priye bolo, aaj tujhe chand pe le jaun ya taaron me?
Dulhan: Pehle apna Rocket dikhao, phir decide karungi. |
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| Submitted By: Salam on: November 21, 2007 |
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| A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna... |
| 317 Votes, |
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| A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*? She says: What's that? .....He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you dissappear..... |
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| Submitted By: Craig_s on: September 07, 2007 |
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| Sex is good,sex is funny, all the people... |
| 317 Votes, |
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| Sex is good,sex is funny, all the people fuck for money!If you think love is funny, fuck yourself and safe the money!!! |
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| Submitted By: Rebecaa on: September 08, 2007 |
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| Girl: Darling tumne mujhme aisa kya dekh... |
| 317 Votes, |
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Girl: Darling tumne mujhme aisa kya dekha ki tumhe mujhse pyar ho gaya?
Boy: Darling abhi kuch dekha hi kahan hai, dekhne ke liye hi to tumse pyar kar raha hu!!! |
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| Submitted By: Saket on: November 25, 2007 |
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| Boy to girl in a party: Kitne bhai behen... |
| 317 Votes, |
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Boy to girl in a party: Kitne bhai behen ho!
Girl: Six
Boy: Maa Baap ko aur koi kaam nahi tha kya?
Girl: Tum kitne ho?
Boy: One
Girl: Baap me dam nahi tha kya? |
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| Submitted By: Punit on: September 06, 2008 |
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| What he want, I do not want ... What I w... |
| 316 Votes, |
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| What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is not allowed! |
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| Submitted By: anirban on: September 06, 2007 |
