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Roz college aati ho,
duppate se kya c... |
278 Votes, |
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Roz college aati ho,
duppate se kya chuppati ho,
are hum mar gaye hai kya,
jo kitabo se dabati ho! |
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Submitted By: Arun Kr 1978 on: September 22, 2008 |
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Jim: How many legs a rooster got?
Tom... |
278 Votes, |
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Jim: How many legs a rooster got?
Tom: 2
Jim: Ok, How many ribs has a cat got?
Tom: I've got no idea.
Jim: So, You know all about cocks
n nothing about pussy. |
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Submitted By: Afzal on: September 27, 2008 |
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On first night, husband said
2 his wi... |
278 Votes, |
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On first night, husband said
2 his wife: "Look darling be4
marriage I had slept wit 10
girls" wife replied: Kundi
mili hai to gunn to milega hi. |
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Submitted By: Ritika on: September 29, 2008 |
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Q:) What did the penis say to da condom ... |
278 Votes, |
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Q:) What did the penis say to da condom
A:) Cover me I am going In! |
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Submitted By: Hamed88 on: October 08, 2008 |
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A girl goes to reapair 2 umbrella,d man ... |
278 Votes, |
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A girl goes to reapair 2 umbrella,d man said "uparka kapra nikalna papadega,niche se danda dalna padega "girl saik kuch v karo pani ander nahi ana chahiye |
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Submitted By: manis34 on: January 26, 2010 |
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Q: What did the elephant say to the nake... |
277 Votes, |
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Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: That's cute, but can it pick up peanuts! |
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Submitted By: ritz on: August 29, 2008 |
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Six girls jumped into swimming pool
... |
277 Votes, |
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Six girls jumped into swimming pool
and all water get dissappers..why?
Kyonki whisper saara gilapan sokh leta hain..... |
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Submitted By: Jame22 on: September 03, 2008 |
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What is pure Hindi name of Condom?
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277 Votes, |
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What is pure Hindi name of Condom?
Rubber ki Chiknayi yukt Prajanan virodhak mardana Ling ki topi. |
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Submitted By: Punit on: September 11, 2008 |
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Boy: can i touch ur software?
Girl: f... |
277 Votes, |
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Boy: can i touch ur software?
Girl: first show me ur hardware?
Boy: should i install it in ur system?
Girl: Oky but cover it with antivirus, then install it. |
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Submitted By: Chiggi on: September 21, 2008 |
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hasti thi hasaati thi,
rooti thi rula... |
277 Votes, |
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hasti thi hasaati thi,
rooti thi rula ti thi,
badme maloom pada
sala chutiya banati thi |
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Submitted By: Indra on: September 25, 2008 |