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U r So sweet as gin as hard as rum as wa... |
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U r So sweet as gin as hard as rum as warm as brandy as clear as vodka as machured as wiskey as refreshing as bear.U r a mini bar of Friendship. |
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Submitted By: menthali on: August 27, 2007 |
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I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I... |
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I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS. |
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Submitted By: Lion on: August 29, 2007 |
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Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 pe... |
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Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling. |
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Submitted By: (22raxt) on: August 29, 2007 |
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It feels nice when some1 misses u, feels... |
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It feels nice when some1 misses u, feels good when some1 loves u. feels better when some1's with u. But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u. |
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Submitted By: yahoo sms on: August 29, 2007 |
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SMILE:
S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u sp... |
1004 Votes, |
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SMILE:
S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,
So, please keep smiling. |
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Submitted By: Kina on: August 29, 2007 |
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Hey, I just got your blood test report. ... |
980 Votes, |
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Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder! |
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Submitted By: fukhtu on: August 29, 2007 |
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sum ppl say happiness is lyf. others say... |
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sum ppl say happiness is lyf. others say it's freedom. &sum say it's money... but happiness 4me is just having da opportunity 2know u!! |
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Submitted By: anirban on: August 29, 2007 |
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7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 smiles =1 meeting
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7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 smiles =1 meeting
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems |
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Submitted By: imran_20 on: August 30, 2007 |
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If i were to describe true love than i w... |
1014 Votes, |
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If i were to describe true love than i wud describe it as what a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm hug and they both melted in each others arms... |
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Submitted By: mawara on: August 30, 2007 |
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I have a new kodak camera
ur snap pleas... |
998 Votes, |
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I have a new kodak camera
ur snap please...
don't move
steady
smile :)
ready
click
ohh ho
those who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!! |
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Submitted By: Rahul_9830 on: August 30, 2007 |