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| One hakla went 4 a interview & was asked... |
| 273 Votes, |
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One hakla went 4 a interview & was asked
to say - Institute, Obstitute & Substitute.
Hakla said: Inkichut, Aapkichut & Sabkichut !! |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 28, 2008 |
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| Girl: Mom Whats Penis
Mom: When you b... |
| 273 Votes, |
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Girl: Mom Whats Penis
Mom: When you become a good
girl you will get one.
Girl: What if I dont become
a good girl.
Mom: Then you will get many!! |
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| Submitted By: Sharukh on: October 10, 2008 |
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| I only have SEX on days
that begin w... |
| 273 Votes, |
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I only have SEX on days
that begin with T:
. Thanksgiving
. Tuesday
. Thursday
. Today
. Tomorrow
. Thaturday
. thunday
. Tevery day! |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: October 11, 2008 |
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| Heaven is when u have both
girls and ... |
| 272 Votes, |
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Heaven is when u have both
girls and bottles of beer,
hell is when u discover that
the bottles have holes and
the girls dont! |
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| Submitted By: A.A on: September 14, 2008 |
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| Judge: U want to divorce Santa 4
thr... |
| 272 Votes, |
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Judge: U want to divorce Santa 4
threatening u with a deadly weapon?
Jeeto: No, ur honor. I'm divorcing
him 4 threatening me every night
with a dead weapon! |
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| Submitted By: Sms frk on: September 15, 2008 |
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| Pappu: Dad, today they taught about Sex ... |
| 271 Votes, |
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Pappu: Dad, today they taught about Sex in the class.
Santa: Ok son.
Later he saw Pappu shaking his penis, he asked what r u doing?
Pappu: Homework Dad. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: December 09, 2007 |
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| Whats common between a
condom and a Wo... |
| 271 Votes, |
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Whats common between a
condom and a Women?
Both of them spend more time
in ur wallet rather on ur dick |
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| Submitted By: Sashank on: September 05, 2008 |
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| Ek mahila ki aankh suzi hui thi, Padosan... |
| 271 Votes, |
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Ek mahila ki aankh suzi hui thi, Padosan-Kya hua?
Mahila-Pati ne mara
Padosan-Lekin mere khyal se tumahre pati Delhi gaye hue the Mahila-Mera bhi yahi khyal tha |
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| Submitted By: Laila on: September 12, 2008 |
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| Girls have STUPID speciality..!
they g... |
| 271 Votes, |
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Girls have STUPID speciality..!
they get WET without bath,
they BLEED without injury,
they give MILK without eating grass,
Make Bonless thing HARD!! |
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| Submitted By: Amarendra on: September 13, 2008 |
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| Husband touched boobs and
sung: Piyo... |
| 271 Votes, |
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Husband touched boobs and
sung: Piyo glass full doodh,
wonderful doodh.
Immediately wife touched
his penis n said: Thanda
matlab CHOTA COKE! |
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| Submitted By: Natasha on: September 24, 2008 |
