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Hamare Pyar Ki Khushbu ko Dil Me Chu...
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Hamare Pyar Ki Khushbu ko Dil

Me Chupake Aahe Bharna.

Aur Jab Ka bhi Hamari Yaad Aaye

to Mobile pichwade Me Dal Ke

Vibrater On Karlegye.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 152
Submitted By: Safir on: August 27, 2008
MAN: What is the difference between a bo...
264 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
MAN: What is the difference between a boy and a girl?

SEXY GIRL: The main difference between a boy and a girl is between the two legs.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 137
Submitted By: rosit on: August 28, 2008
ppl wasted a lot of time talking abt who...
264 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
ppl wasted a lot of time talking abt who came 1st, the chicken or the egg.



But it was surely the cock!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 109
Submitted By: Aussies on: September 09, 2008
There are 4 ways to love: Hand in...
264 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
There are 4 ways to love:



Hand in hand.

That in hand.

Hand in that.

That in that.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 97
Submitted By: Admin on: September 14, 2008
Mallika: I have been raped in d dark...
264 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Mallika: I have been raped

in d dark by a sardar!



Police: How do u know

that he was a sardar?



Malika: COz I had to tell

him what 2 do & how 2 do...
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 173
Submitted By: Joy 55 on: September 15, 2008
Q: If fathers have Father's Day, and mot...
264 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: If fathers have Father's Day, and mothers have Mother's Day,

thn what do single guys have?



A: A Palm Sunday.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 121
Submitted By: Sashank on: September 15, 2008
Na tum aids se darte ho, na hi condom...
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Na tum aids se darte ho,

na hi condom se karte ho,

tum to samaaj se darte ho,

isliye ghar mein haath se

karte ho...
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 127
Submitted By: Aslan on: September 23, 2008
Harbhajan Singh gets married. During ...
264 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Harbhajan Singh gets married.

During suhag raat

he asks his wife " r u a virgin ?"

she replies " kar di na sardaron wali baat,

Spinner ko kabhi nayi ball mili hai ...
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 180
Submitted By: Kina on: September 26, 2008
Q: why should a girl should have an ...
264 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: why should a girl should have an

extra covering and protection on her

boobs ?



Kyonki "CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI...."
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 130
Submitted By: Derek on: October 03, 2008
Hickery Dickery Dock this bitch was ...
264 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Hickery Dickery Dock this bitch

was sucking my cock the clock

struck 2 I dropped my glue and

left her at the end of the block.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 138
Submitted By: rosit on: October 10, 2008
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