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GIRL: maa baju waley ladkey ko dekhar...
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GIRL: maa baju waley ladkey

ko dekhar meri bra tight

ho jati hey.

MAA: beti ek bar bina bra

ki kammeej pahan kar ja,

uski pant tight ho jayegi!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 159
Submitted By: Admin on: September 19, 2008
one sperm to another b4 masturbating.. ...
255 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
one sperm to another b4 masturbating..

"main doctor banunga" "main engineer banunga"..

"main lawyer banunga" "main IAS banunga"....



After masturbating... all feel... "SAALA MERA KARIAYAR (CAREER) BARBAAD KARDIYA"...
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 230
Submitted By: Prady on: September 19, 2008
90 saal ke Buddhe Ne Viagra kharidi aur ...
255 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
90 saal ke Buddhe Ne Viagra kharidi aur medical wale se puchha

'Kaise Leni hai?'

Dukandar ne upar se niche tak dekha aur kaha:

Tulsi Aur Gangajal ke Saath Lo!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 170
Submitted By: Paggi on: September 29, 2008
Ek baar ek bandar ne insaan se pooncha.....
255 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Ek baar ek bandar ne insaan se pooncha..

"tum mein aur mujh mein kya fark hai?"



Insaan bola

"Tum daal par uchhalte ho..

hum daal kar uchhalte hain"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 166
Submitted By: Praveen on: October 03, 2008
Policeman arresting a prostitute Pros:...
254 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Policeman arresting a prostitute
Pros: am not selling sex
Police: then what are u doing?
Pros: I am a saleswoman selling
condoms and offering free demo.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 160
Submitted By: (22raxt) on: September 13, 2008
Latest medical news- paitents do well...
254 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Latest medical news- paitents

do well when tranfused chicken

blood instead of human blood



* Men get more cocky and women

lay better!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 148
Submitted By: Sibu on: September 19, 2008
Woman was having delivery pains.... ...
254 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Woman was having delivery pains....



Husband prayed: Oh Lord!



Pls make it loose for the BABY and then tight again for the DADDY.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 141
Submitted By: Arun Kr 1978 on: September 26, 2008
A sardar and a girl were having sex ...
254 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A sardar and a girl were

having sex suddenly Sardar

asks - Do u have AIDS?

Girl: No. Sardar: thank god,

I dont wann to get that again!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 148
Submitted By: Faro on: October 06, 2008
1 lady delivrd twins, surprising 1 is...
253 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
1 lady delivrd twins,

surprising 1 is boy and 1 is DOG...

HOW IS IT POSSIBLE???



bcz her husbad is a "hutch user"

WHEREVER HE GOES HIS NETWORK FOLLOWS
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 165
Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: September 17, 2008
Girl: Main jab bhi apne pados wale l...
253 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Girl: Main jab bhi apne pados

wale ladke ko dekhti hoon,

meri bra tight ho jati hai.



To uski Ma Boli

"Kal se bra hi mat pehan,

uski pant tight ho jayegi!!"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 178
Submitted By: Natasha on: September 20, 2008
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