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Thought for the day: Behind evry ...
268 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Thought for the day:



Behind evry successful Man, thr is a satisfied Woman.

Behind evry successful Man, thr is a satisfied Woman.



And behind evry satisfied Woman, thr is an exhausted Man
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 202
Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: August 28, 2008
Sex During pregnancy 1st three mon...
268 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sex During pregnancy


1st three months fuck normal style,

Next 3 months fuck dog style,

Last 3 months do it wolf style,

sit outside the pussy and howl.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 165
Submitted By: Rishi on: September 09, 2008
who was monica seles? a: tennis playe...
268 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
who was monica seles?

a: tennis player



who was monica lewinsky?

a: "penis" player
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 94
Submitted By: Lion on: September 11, 2008
Two girls are having shower together ...
268 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Two girls are having shower together

first one ask hey sweety ur pussy

is so clean how?



second one repls stupid have u

ever seen grass on busy road.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 167
Submitted By: rozit on: September 14, 2008
What indicates the color of panty? ...
268 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What indicates the color of panty?



Black: Sexy

Blue:  Charming

Red:   Danger

White: Not tonight

Brown: Never Washed
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 134
Submitted By: Joy 55 on: September 15, 2008
Luv ur luv in such a way tht she find...
268 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Luv ur luv in such a way

tht she finds no bettr place

than ur heart 2 stay

But if she stil manages

2 get away

Srry Dude,

its time 2 turn G*Y!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 161
Submitted By: sms techie on: September 16, 2008
Ankhon Mein Wahi Jaam Liye Hothon Pe ...
268 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Ankhon Mein Wahi Jaam Liye

Hothon Pe Wahi MusKaan Liye

Kaha Ja Rahi Ho JaneMan

Seene Pe Dairy Farm Liye!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 113
Submitted By: Cris12 on: September 22, 2008
1 boy to a dark girl Kitne kali ho. ...
268 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
1 boy to a dark girl Kitne

kali ho. The girl replies isme

tere baap ka kya jata hai.



Boy-agar mere baap ka

gaya hota to gori HOTI.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 147
Submitted By: Admin on: September 22, 2008
Never ask a woman this code 2659. ...
267 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Never ask a woman this code 2659.



Bcoz its very secret.



It means 2 inch ka hole

6 inch ka pole 5 minute

ka mazaa 9 months ki sazza!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 154
Submitted By: Aslan on: September 14, 2008
Q:) What is the definition of suspicion?...
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Q:) What is the definition of suspicion?


A:) A nun doing pushups in a cucumber field.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 91
Submitted By: Arun Kr 1978 on: September 28, 2008
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