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What is the height of shock? When u r ...
247 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What is the height of shock?
When u r havin sex with a pregnant
woman n suddenly a hand grabs ur
dick from inside.....!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 125
Submitted By: ADMIN on: September 26, 2008
Nurse gave newborn baby 2 sardar he s...
247 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Nurse gave newborn baby 2 sardar

he screamd "puttar hua! puttar hua!"



Nurse shouted, "abe gadhe ladki hui hai,

meri ungli chod"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 141
Submitted By: Prani on: September 27, 2008
Older Version: A smile is a curve th...
247 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Older Version:

A smile is a curve that makes everything straight.



Newer Version:

Boobs are d curves that make something super straight..!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 152
Submitted By: Sujoy on: September 30, 2008
Wife n Mobile: Dono hi dusro ke achch...
247 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Wife n Mobile:

Dono hi dusro ke achche lagte hai.

Dono hi naye achche lagte hai.

Dono ko hi raat bhar charge karna padta hai
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 133
Submitted By: Admin on: October 01, 2008
2 6 5 9 do inch ka hole c...
247 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
2

6

5

9

do inch ka hole

che inch ka poll

panch minute ka maja

na mahine ki saja
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 100
Submitted By: boere on: October 01, 2008
Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me, dil d...
247 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me,

dil dooba hai gamo ki gaherai me,

hamein mat dhoondo duniya ke bhich me

hum milenge tumhari girlfriend ki rajai me..
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 157
Submitted By: Amarendra on: October 01, 2008
A kid asks the priest Father, What i...
247 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A kid asks the priest

Father, What is ur pastime?

The priest taps the kids

shoulder and replies,

Nun my child nun
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 126
Submitted By: Rony no 1 on: October 05, 2008
How can i spell CH_TIA without U or G...
247 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
How can i spell CH_TIA without U

or GAND_ or st_pid or K_TTE??

see how important r u dear!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 97
Submitted By: Mainak on: October 05, 2008
8 qualities of a Perfect Husband ...
247 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
8 qualities of a Perfect Husband



Brave, Intelligent, Gentle

Polite, Energetic, Nutty, Industrious, Sensitive



And if all else fails, read the CAPITAL LETTERS only!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 180
Submitted By: Amarendra on: October 12, 2008
JAANI ... Jin ke GHAR SHISHE Ke Hote ...
246 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
JAANI ... Jin ke GHAR

SHISHE Ke Hote Hai...



WOH...

WOH...

WOH...

WOH...

WOH...

WOH...

WOH...



SIRF RAT KO HI POTTY

KARTE HAI...
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 164
Submitted By: Don 07 on: September 16, 2008
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