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| Sant kabir in computer...
"kahat... |
| 239 Votes, |
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Sant kabir in computer...
"kahat 'kabir' suno bhai sadho"
ek aisa din bhi aayega,
chut chudegi computer se,
aur bacha fax se aayega" |
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| Submitted By: Nitesh on: October 04, 2008 |
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| A frustrated father's defensive
repl... |
| 239 Votes, |
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A frustrated father's defensive
reply in a SMS msg to his
offensive unruly son.... I SHOULD
HAVE WASTED U IN THE BATHROOM! |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: October 04, 2008 |
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| History says in 1956 the
red light a... |
| 239 Votes, |
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History says in 1956 the
red light area caught fire.
It took 30 mins 2 bring fire
under control and 3 hrs 2
bring firemen under control. |
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| Submitted By: Craig_s on: October 04, 2008 |
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| Doc to his lady patient
U look so weak... |
| 239 Votes, |
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Doc to his lady patient
U look so weak and exhausted!
R u having ur meals 3 times a
day as advised?
Lady: Doc, I thought u said 3
males a day!! |
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| Submitted By: Chiggi on: October 05, 2008 |
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| kabira khada bazar me,
dekh oont ko ... |
| 239 Votes, |
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kabira khada bazar me,
dekh oont ko roy,
itni unchi gaand ko,
maar sake na koy! |
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| Submitted By: Zakir on: October 06, 2008 |
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| What do you get when you
cross ESP w... |
| 238 Votes, |
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What do you get when you
cross ESP with PMS?
A bitch who knows everything. |
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| Submitted By: Kushal on: September 26, 2008 |
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| One of my dear friend has named
his 3 ... |
| 238 Votes, |
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One of my dear friend has named
his 3 kids NC,MC and ABC!
I asked why he said
1st Natural Curiosity,
2nd Mutual Consent &
3rd Absolute Bloody Carelessness |
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| Submitted By: Laila on: September 27, 2008 |
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| Point of View
Sex is the only act... |
| 238 Votes, |
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Point of View
Sex is the only activity where
u start at the top & work
ur way to the bottom,
while getting a raise. |
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| Submitted By: Rony no 1 on: September 30, 2008 |
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| teacher: what do you want to become?
l... |
| 238 Votes, |
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teacher: what do you want to become?
li'l Johnny: doctor !!
teacher: why?
lj: coz its the only profession where u
can tell a woman to take off her clothes
and ask her husband to pay for it |
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| Submitted By: Ritika on: September 30, 2008 |
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| Similarity
wats da similarity b/w... |
| 238 Votes, |
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Similarity
wats da similarity b/w a
lady and a chewing gum?
A: Both r sweet and tight
in the beginning but become
tasteless and shapeless later. |
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| Submitted By: Punit on: October 03, 2008 |
