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| What's the definition of bravery?
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| 297 Votes, |
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What's the definition of bravery?
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A man with diarrhea chancing a fart! |
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| Submitted By: ritz on: September 08, 2008 |
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| Condom says to Whisper:
When You work... |
| 297 Votes, |
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Condom says to Whisper:
When You work, My business
is in loss for four days.
Whisper Replies: If you fail
to work once, my business
stops for nine months. |
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| Submitted By: prem_98367 on: September 15, 2008 |
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| Woman: Dr. sahab mujhe thode din bachha ... |
| 296 Votes, |
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Woman: Dr. sahab mujhe thode din bachha nahi chahiye.
Dr: Ye Condom le lo........
Woman: Ye pani ke sath lu ya doodh ke saath...
Dr: Kele ke saath!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: October 19, 2007 |
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| Difference b/w panties of 1970 & 2000 :-... |
| 296 Votes, |
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| Difference b/w panties of 1970 & 2000 :- In the 70's you had to pull down panties to see the buttocks,In 2000, you have to seperate the buttocks to see the panties. |
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| Submitted By: fine sms on: October 20, 2007 |
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| who is stronger man or woman?
Anser?
A... |
| 296 Votes, |
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who is stronger man or woman?
Anser?
A woman coz she lifts two mountain on her chest while man lifts his crane with the help of 2 stones. |
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| Submitted By: Zakir on: October 20, 2007 |
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| 70 year old man says to his wife, Darlin... |
| 296 Votes, |
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70 year old man says to his wife, Darling main tumhare liye chaand taare tod laaunga.
Wife replies, "Daant se roti to tootti nahi, gand se akhrod todne ki baat karte ho!" |
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| Submitted By: Craig_s on: August 21, 2008 |
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| Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip ... |
| 296 Votes, |
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Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip
khuli dekh Ladkiyan zor se hasne lagi.
Masterji bole: Zyada hehe ki to
bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga. |
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| Submitted By: admin on: September 05, 2008 |
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| Q: What is the definition
of "burnin... |
| 296 Votes, |
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Q: What is the definition
of "burning love"?
A: It's when at night u reach
out 4 da Vaseline gel & pick
up Vicks Vaporub by mistake. |
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| Submitted By: Rangesh on: September 06, 2008 |
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| Husband: Darling good night
Wife ... |
| 296 Votes, |
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Husband: Darling good night
Wife Aise kasie good night?
Pehle band kar light,
phir lund kar tight,
dubake kar fight,
jab nikal jaye white,
then i feel right,
phir good night! |
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| Submitted By: yahoo sms on: September 10, 2008 |
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| A daughter sends a telegram to her fathe... |
| 295 Votes, |
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| A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,whichthe father receives as:"father, your daughter has been successful in BED." |
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| Submitted By: mawara on: October 19, 2007 |
