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| Boss to a lady during interview for the ... |
| 275 Votes, |
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Boss to a lady during interview for the post of secretary: What's the diff between Paperclip & Screw?
Lady: I don't know, I have never been paperclipped. |
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| Submitted By: (22raxt) on: December 02, 2007 |
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| Virginity is like a balloon
One prick... |
| 275 Votes, |
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Virginity is like a balloon
One prick & its gone!
Sex is like a pack of chips
Once u start, u cant stop!
Life is like a dick
When it gets hard, it fucks! |
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| Submitted By: imran_20 on: August 28, 2008 |
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| On first night
Wife: aaj mera upw... |
| 275 Votes, |
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On first night
Wife: aaj mera upwaas hai!
Husband slaped his wife and said
kya mere lund par aata laga hai
jo tera upwas toot jayega. |
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| Submitted By: Joe on: August 29, 2008 |
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| What is the definition of a Lesbian?
... |
| 275 Votes, |
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What is the definition of a Lesbian?
Yet another Damm Woman trying to do a Man's job! |
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| Submitted By: Varun on: September 03, 2008 |
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| Boy: Aunty ur apples r touching me..
... |
| 275 Votes, |
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Boy: Aunty ur apples r touching me..
Aunty: Its my apples...
Boy: Ok d apples r urs but juice is coming out of my banana! |
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| Submitted By: Afzal on: September 05, 2008 |
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| Knowledge is like ur underwear... U shou... |
| 275 Votes, |
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| Knowledge is like ur underwear... U should have it, but not show it off & most important, while having sex, keep ur knowledge aside! |
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| Submitted By: Nitesh on: September 05, 2008 |
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| A man stands nude in front
of a mirro... |
| 275 Votes, |
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A man stands nude in front
of a mirror n examins
himself n says: 2 inches more
& I'll be a king.
His wife sitting behind says:
2 inches less & you'll be
a queen. |
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| Submitted By: Rony55 on: September 11, 2008 |
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| Teacher: What do u call a man
that d... |
| 275 Votes, |
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Teacher: What do u call a man
that doesn't use contraceptives?
Littel Jonhy: Daddy |
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| Submitted By: sfreak on: September 12, 2008 |
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| i have hair on my base
i am six inche... |
| 275 Votes, |
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i have hair on my base
i am six inches long
when i go inside &
outside white foam comes.
Guss who am i ??
U dirty mind i am TOOTH BRUSH |
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| Submitted By: Kushal on: September 22, 2008 |
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| Girls hostel me phone aaya-- seema hai k... |
| 275 Votes, |
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Girls hostel me phone aaya-- seema hai kya?
Warden ke pucha aage kya lagati hai?
jawab aaya- ab pata nahi do mahine pahele STAYFREE lagati thi! |
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| Submitted By: Aslan on: September 24, 2008 |
