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I only have SEX on days
that begin w... |
275 Votes, |
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I only have SEX on days
that begin with T:
. Thanksgiving
. Tuesday
. Thursday
. Today
. Tomorrow
. Thaturday
. thunday
. Tevery day! |
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Submitted By: Admin on: October 11, 2008 |
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Gone r the days when booze
was booze... |
274 Votes, |
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Gone r the days when booze
was booze, choot was choot,
boss was boss & king was king.
Now choot is king, booze is
boss & the boss is a choot. |
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Submitted By: Hamed88 on: August 22, 2008 |
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Two girls returning from movie
1s... |
274 Votes, |
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Two girls returning from movie
1st: mere rupaye chori ho gaye!
2nd: tu to blouse mein rakhti thi phir kaise?
1st: muje kya pata saala chori kar raha hai. |
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Submitted By: Sms frk on: August 23, 2008 |
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The saddest part of a Man's body is his ... |
274 Votes, |
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The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls.
The Lord Almighty sentenced them to : Hang Till Death! |
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Submitted By: Faro on: September 04, 2008 |
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A Guy BUYS 4 TYRES BCOZ THEY WERE CHEAP.... |
274 Votes, |
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A Guy BUYS 4 TYRES BCOZ THEY WERE CHEAP.
HIS WIFE SHOUTS, WHY DID U BUY TYRES,
WHEN WE DONT HAVE A CAR.
Guy SHOUTED BACK,
DO I SAY ANYTHING WHEN U BUY BRA...!! |
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Submitted By: Ritu on: September 04, 2008 |
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what is differance between
CHALLENGE a... |
274 Votes, |
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what is differance between
CHALLENGE and PROBLEM
1 man + 2 woman = challenge
2 man + 1 woman = problem |
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Submitted By: manis34 on: September 08, 2008 |
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Wife A: I hate my Engineer husband. Erec... |
274 Votes, |
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Wife A: I hate my Engineer husband. Erect & Erect.
Wife B: I Hate my Doc husband. Inject & Inject.
Wife C: U both r lucky, mine is judge… Tarikh pe Tarikh |
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Submitted By: Varun on: September 11, 2008 |
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Bye-sexual girlfriend
My girlfri... |
274 Votes, |
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Bye-sexual girlfriend
My girlfriend is bye-sexual.
I say "sex" and she says, "Bye!" |
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Submitted By: Admin on: September 23, 2008 |
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Q: What's the best form of
birth con... |
274 Votes, |
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Q: What's the best form of
birth control after 50?
A: Nudity |
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Submitted By: Sujoy on: September 24, 2008 |
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WHY is sperm donation more
costlier th... |
273 Votes, |
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WHY is sperm donation more
costlier than blood donation??
Coz sperm donation is hand made! |
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Submitted By: niks_B on: September 09, 2008 |