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| A sardar is in a bar and
his cellula... |
| 294 Votes, |
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A sardar is in a bar and
his cellular phone rings,
so he picks it up and says
Hello, how did u know I was here? |
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| Submitted By: Faro on: September 09, 2008 |
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| Teacher gave a sentence to Pappu for tra... |
| 294 Votes, |
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Teacher gave a sentence to Pappu for translation
Khushi ke maare uski chhati phool gayi
Pappu: Due to happiness, his chest turned into breasts! |
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| Submitted By: Prasant on: September 11, 2008 |
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| Teacher: "LOVE" kia Hai
Ali: Sir "L" ko... |
| 293 Votes, |
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Teacher: "LOVE" kia Hai
Ali: Sir "L" ko pakar k "O" ko duba k "V" main Ghusa k jab "E" ki Awaz aye to usay "LOVE" kehtay hain. |
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| Submitted By: dark morph on: October 20, 2007 |
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| A woman had triplets, she named them Mat... |
| 293 Votes, |
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A woman had triplets, she named them Mat, Pat & Tat. She fed Mat from left tit, Pat from her
right tit...
Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat |
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| Submitted By: ritz on: November 25, 2007 |
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| A Thot 2 ponder:
Love is like a P... |
| 293 Votes, |
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A Thot 2 ponder:
Love is like a Pant and Friendship is like Chaddi.
Coz agar Pant phat bhi jaaye toh Chaddi izzat bachaa leti hain!! |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: August 24, 2008 |
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| One bald man to another bald man
did u... |
| 293 Votes, |
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One bald man to another bald man
did u know dat if u rub a bald patch
to a pussy hair would start growing?
2nd bald man: If thats da case ma tongue
would had been a forest by now! |
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| Submitted By: Rangesh on: August 25, 2008 |
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| To make it straight, she pulls it.
2 ... |
| 293 Votes, |
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To make it straight, she pulls it.
2 make it stand, she rubs it.
2 make it stiff, she licks it.
2 let it "IN" she pushes it.
True! Threading a needle is not easy! |
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| Submitted By: rosit on: August 29, 2008 |
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| Beauty is 2 c & 2 touch,
Flowers r 2... |
| 293 Votes, |
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Beauty is 2 c & 2 touch,
Flowers r 2 smell & 2 pluck,
Nipples r 2 play & 2 suck,
Women r 2 luv & 2 *uck,
All these r free but
all depends on LUCK! |
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| Submitted By: adi on: September 05, 2008 |
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| Boys say it's great,
boys say it's f... |
| 293 Votes, |
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Boys say it's great,
boys say it's fine.
9 months later they
say it's not mine ! |
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| Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: September 07, 2008 |
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| A thirsty paitent asks a nurse
for mil... |
| 293 Votes, |
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A thirsty paitent asks a nurse
for milk, she opened her top
& put her nipples in his mouth,
he said THANK GOD I DIDN'T ask
for water. |
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| Submitted By: Prani on: September 10, 2008 |
