SMS Planet, Your ultimate source of SMS SMS Planet, Your ultimate source of SMS
 Homepage Submit your SMS Latest 20 SMS Top 20 Voted SMS Subscribe Mobile Operator & Locator  Search   About 
April 30, 2024
Popular SMS Categories
April Fool SMS
Cool SMS
Fool SMS
Friendship SMS
Funny - Joke SMS
Good Night SMS
Picture - ASCII SMS
Romantic - Love SMS
Santa Banta Joke SMS
Shayari SMS
SMS Collections
Anniversary SMS
April Fool SMS
Bengali SMS
Birthday SMS
Broken Heart SMS
Brother - Sister SMS
Christmas SMS
Cool SMS
Diwali SMS
Durga Puja SMS
Eid SMS
Fathers Day SMS
Flirt SMS
Fool SMS
Friendship Day SMS
Friendship SMS
Funny - Joke SMS
Game - Trick SMS
Get Well Soon SMS
Good Luck SMS
Good Morning SMS
Good Night SMS
Hindi - Urdu SMS
Holi SMS
Insult SMS
Missing U SMS
New Year SMS
Picture - ASCII SMS
Punjabi SMS
Raksha Bandhan SMS
Romantic - Love SMS
Sad SMS
Santa Banta Joke SMS
Shayari SMS
SMS - Call me SMS
Sorry SMS
Student - Studies SMS
Valentines Day SMS
Wise Saying SMS

Dirty SMS Collection Sort by: Date, Vote
You are viewing 311 to 320 of 699 SMS
Q: Why r breasts located in the uppe...
287 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: Why r breasts located in the

upper half of a woman's body?



A: Coz, milk should be kept

away from the pussy?
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 126
Submitted By: Afzal on: September 06, 2008
LADY (BRA LETE WAQT) - Apake yaha Br...
287 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
LADY (BRA LETE WAQT) -

Apake yaha Bra ki koun

koun si size hai?



SARDAR: Small, medium, Large,

Extra Large, Bapp re bapp, aur

Hey Bhagwan... Koun si dun Madam?
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 178
Submitted By: Ankit on: September 08, 2008
At KBC show AMITHAB: 10 lakh ka sawal...
287 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
At KBC show AMITHAB: 10 lakh

ka sawal...wht is d color of

hair on ur wife's pussy?

A-Brown B-White C-Black D-Grey?

SARDAR: Can I phone a friend.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 156
Submitted By: boere on: September 14, 2008
Sardar giving speech 2 deaf people ru...
287 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sardar giving speech 2 deaf

people rubs chest, touches

dick & starts mastrubating.

When asked he said, it means,

Ladies & gentelmen it gives

me Great Pleasure....
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 177
Submitted By: Aslan on: October 10, 2008
He asked: How do you feel about SEX. Sh...
286 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
He asked: How do you feel about SEX.
She said: Well I like it Infrequently.
HE asked: Is that One word or Two?
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 112
Submitted By: Rony55 on: November 24, 2007
Wife: Muje lagta hai apka Rita k saath n...
286 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Wife: Muje lagta hai apka Rita k saath najayaz rishta hai.
Hubby: Ye tum kaise keh sakti ho?
Wife: Kal jab uske husband aye, to apki underwerr pehne huye the.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 160
Submitted By: mani3 on: December 09, 2007
Raat hogi to chand duhai dega,Khwabo me ...
286 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Raat hogi to chand duhai dega,Khwabo me wo chehra dikhai dega,Ye pyaar zara sambhalke karna, Ek boond bhi gira to 9 mahiney baad sunai dega!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 141
Submitted By: Freestyle on: May 06, 2008
Reverse Dynamics: When a man becomes...
286 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Reverse Dynamics:

When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty &

when a woman becomes naughty, she becomes rich!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 118
Submitted By: Jame22 on: August 20, 2008
Same Sex Marriage What's the big ...
286 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Same Sex Marriage



What's the big deal about same sex Marriages?



I've been married to the same woman for 35 years and had the same old sex all that time!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 166
Submitted By: Praveen on: August 21, 2008
Good girl: It's hard to be good. Bad...
286 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Good girl: It's hard to be good.

Bad girl: Yes. If it's not hard,
it isn't any good.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 90
Submitted By: Prasant on: August 22, 2008
Previous PagePage: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39 | 40 | 41 | 42 | 43 | 44 | 45 | 46 | 47 | 48 | 49 | 50 | 51 | 52 | 53 | 54 | 55 | 56 | 57 | 58 | 59 | 60 | 61 | 62 | 63 | 64 | 65 | 66 | 67 | 68 | 69 | 70Next Page
Dirty SMS, Rude SMS, Adult SMS, Sex related SMS, Rude SMS jokes, Non Veg SMS
SMS Planet © S.B.Networks
Page created in 0.007764 seconds.