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Santa Banta Joke SMS Collection Sort by: Date, Vote
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Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, huma...
369 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 148
Submitted By: Sonia on: September 02, 2007
Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh go...
303 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 112
Submitted By: Rishi on: September 02, 2007
Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When di...
211 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start?
Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 143
Submitted By: Cris12 on: September 02, 2007
Ultimate answer while changing the job. ...
218 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where..
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 153
Submitted By: Admin on: September 02, 2007
Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming h...
218 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.
After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 179
Submitted By: Admin on: September 02, 2007
Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bah...
232 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte ho?

Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12".
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 164
Submitted By: rxit on: September 02, 2007
Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes i...
235 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 157
Submitted By: fukhtu on: September 02, 2007
Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi. B...
228 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 141
Submitted By: Deepu Roy on: September 02, 2007
Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta,...
213 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It?s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It?s 1394.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 145
Submitted By: Sourabh on: September 02, 2007
Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban g...
228 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 102
Submitted By: Admin on: September 02, 2007
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