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| Q:) How do you annoy ur
girlfriend d... |
| 248 Votes, |
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Q:) How do you annoy ur
girlfriend during sex?
A:) Phone her |
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| Submitted By: Aussies on: September 28, 2008 |
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| What did ramu say ven he
saw a surgical... |
| 248 Votes, |
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What did ramu say ven he
saw a surgical glove?
Shaym lagta to condom hai
per draupdi ke zamane ka hai |
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| Submitted By: Rony55 on: September 29, 2008 |
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| Women r the best Engines :
Acce... |
| 248 Votes, |
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Women r the best Engines :
Accepts any size of Piston,
Are self Lubricating,
Start up with a Finger,
Automatic oil change every 4 week. |
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| Submitted By: manis34 on: September 29, 2008 |
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| Subjiwala: madam ye 500 ka
note blous... |
| 248 Votes, |
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Subjiwala: madam ye 500 ka
note blouse se nikala hai kya?
Madam: hann par kaise laga?
Subjiwala: gandhiji ka muh
abhi bhi khula hua hai! |
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| Submitted By: imran_20 on: September 29, 2008 |
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| Taxi driver: Mam you the 3rd pregnant
... |
| 248 Votes, |
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Taxi driver: Mam you the 3rd pregnant
lady whom I'm dropping to airport today.
Lady: But I'm not pregnant.
Driver: But we've not reached airport yet! |
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| Submitted By: anirban on: October 02, 2008 |
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| Son Saw parents having sex
he asks D... |
| 248 Votes, |
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Son Saw parents having sex
he asks Dad whats up?
Dad: teri maa may PETROL barh raha hun
Son: Mom ki AVERAGE CHECK karo abhi
uncle bhi TANK FULL kay kay gaye hai |
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| Submitted By: Naba on: October 03, 2008 |
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| Difference btween power & Stamina?
P... |
| 248 Votes, |
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Difference btween power & Stamina?
Power is whena man can hang
wet towel over erect penis
Stamina is 2 keep it erect
till the towel dries! |
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| Submitted By: Rahul_9830 on: October 05, 2008 |
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| Sardarni: 3 chor aye aur mera
jordar... |
| 248 Votes, |
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Sardarni: 3 chor aye aur mera
jordar RAPE karake chale gaye.
Sardar: tumne unhe roka nahi?
Sardarni: bahut bola rukane ko
magar bole ab aur takath nahi. |
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| Submitted By: Rohit on: October 05, 2008 |
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| The Bible teaches to love your neighbour... |
| 247 Votes, |
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The Bible teaches to love your neighbour,
and Kama-Sutra explains how! |
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| Submitted By: Sibu on: September 19, 2008 |
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| Male Prayer
As I lay her on the b... |
| 247 Votes, |
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Male Prayer
As I lay her on the bed,
I pray this girl give good head.
Lick my boy and fuck me right,
get my nut and say goodnight. |
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| Submitted By: Vishal on: September 23, 2008 |
