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Gabbar : Yeh haath mujhe dede Thakur ...
286 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Gabbar : Yeh haath mujhe dede Thakur



Thakur : Lele Bhenchod, lekin subah

8 baje meri gand dhone aa jaana!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 116
Submitted By: Naba on: August 22, 2008
What do u call a Prostitute, Wife & ...
286 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What do u call a Prostitute,

Wife &

Girlfreind in Mobile Language

......

......

......

Prepaid...

Postpaid...&

Demo Card...
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 148
Submitted By: Deepu Roy on: August 26, 2008
If U want to start business, start a ...
286 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
If U want to start business,

start a Condom Company named

"DIPPER Condoms" it'll get

free publicity on Indian

trucks.....



Use DIPPER at Night!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 163
Submitted By: Joy 55 on: August 26, 2008
What did one saggy boob say to the other...
286 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

If we don't get some support people are going to think we're nuts!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 123
Submitted By: Pranit on: August 31, 2008
Man quits smoking bcoz of will power. ...
286 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Man quits smoking bcoz of will power.
Man quits drinking bcoz of will power.
Man quits womansing bcoz he has will
but no power!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 133
Submitted By: Prani on: August 31, 2008
Husband : Please Aaj Karne do Wife: ...
286 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Husband : Please Aaj Karne do

Wife: No!



Husband: Jewellery Le Dunga

Wife : No!



Husband : Ghar Le Dunga

Wife : No!



Beta Bola : Papa Meri Maarlo Aur Cycle Dilado!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 192
Submitted By: SMSr on: September 01, 2008
Women's tennis is more complicated to wa...
286 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Women's tennis is more complicated to watch

Coz in every shot three balls bounce & u r

in a confusion which balls to watch...
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 133
Submitted By: admin on: October 10, 2008
Today's Generation: A 6 yr old boy...
285 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Today's Generation:


A 6 yr old boy to a 4 yr old boy: Dude,I found a condom in the balcony.

4 yr old boy: What’s a balcony?
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 134
Submitted By: Chiggi on: November 23, 2007
Name and Ages Names of Penis With Age...
285 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Name and Ages

Names of Penis With Ages......
01-05 = Nono
06-10 = Phunno
11-14 = Lulli
15-20 = Lund
21-25 = Pyaasa
26-35 = Shikari
36-50 = Naram Garam
51-60 = Kaam chor
61-75 = Yaadein
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 196
Submitted By: Naveen on: November 26, 2007
Banta goes to a Family Planning clinic f...
285 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Banta goes to a Family Planning clinic for advice. He reads the notice
at the enterance: 'For Family Planning Use Rear Entry'
He goes back home happily.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 155
Submitted By: mani3 on: December 08, 2007
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