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| A newly married gilr says to
her 70 ... |
| 240 Votes, |
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A newly married gilr says to
her 70 yr old hubby -
"Darling lets go upstairs and have sex."
Hubby- "Make a choice, I cant do both!!" |
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| Submitted By: Rony55 on: September 21, 2008 |
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| SEX is My Fav.
I Do it regularly.
... |
| 240 Votes, |
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SEX is My Fav.
I Do it regularly.
Do it & Feel Gd!
U'll enjoy it!
I'll Die w/out SEX,
S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise,
So do SEX everyday. |
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| Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: September 23, 2008 |
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| A life without friends is like
boobs w... |
| 240 Votes, |
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A life without friends is like
boobs without nipples.....
Pointless! |
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| Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: September 24, 2008 |
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| A foreigner asks a Hinjra
in Delhi a... |
| 240 Votes, |
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A foreigner asks a Hinjra
in Delhi are U PROSTITUTE??
HINJRA: No I m SUBSTITUTE |
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| Submitted By: Indra on: September 26, 2008 |
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| Wife bathroom se glass ki bottle le ke..... |
| 240 Votes, |
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Wife bathroom se glass ki bottle le ke....."Darling, ye safed safed kya hai?"
Husband: "Ye wo yateem bcha hai jise maa ka pyaar nahi mila." |
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| Submitted By: Naba on: October 04, 2008 |
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| Q:) Why was Phillip's girlfriend
annoy... |
| 240 Votes, |
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Q:) Why was Phillip's girlfriend
annoyed?
A:) Coz she found out that Phillips
24" inch was a TV. |
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| Submitted By: mani3 on: October 08, 2008 |
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| Once I catch u i'll take u to bed,
i'l... |
| 239 Votes, |
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Once I catch u i'll take u to bed,
i'll make u hot,
i'll make u sweat...
i'll make u wann groan u'll
wish u never had me
yours sincerely 'FEVER' |
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| Submitted By: Salam on: September 23, 2008 |
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| A prostitute daughter asked her mom,
... |
| 239 Votes, |
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A prostitute daughter asked her mom,
maa wat is pyar ishq aur mohabbat
Mom replied: kuchh nahi beti sab
free mein chodnay k bahanay hain. |
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| Submitted By: hamed on: October 01, 2008 |
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| What's the difference btwn
your wife... |
| 239 Votes, |
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What's the difference btwn
your wife and your job?
After 10 years the job still sucks. |
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| Submitted By: manis34 on: October 02, 2008 |
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| Why sex is better than golf:
No green f... |
| 239 Votes, |
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Why sex is better than golf:
No green fee,
smaller hole
need only 1 stick & 2 balls,
more strokes
noisy playing permitted
wet conditions ideal! |
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| Submitted By: Indra on: October 02, 2008 |
