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| The Virgin Rumor
Santa was curiou... |
| 291 Votes, |
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The Virgin Rumor
Santa was curious, he asked his friend Banta: "Was your wife a virgin when you married her?
Puzzled Banta replied, "I really don't know. Some say yes. Some say no." |
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| Submitted By: Suri on: August 26, 2008 |
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| No girl is ready to marry dhoni. why?
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| 291 Votes, |
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No girl is ready to marry dhoni. why?
because he says that "He drinks 8litrs milk everyday"
so no girl wants to take risk. |
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| Submitted By: anomym on: August 31, 2008 |
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| Q: How is a woman like a road?
A... |
| 291 Votes, |
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Q: How is a woman like a road?
A: Both have manholes. |
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| Submitted By: manis34 on: September 01, 2008 |
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| Joe: Y is reading a Playboy mag
like... |
| 291 Votes, |
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Joe: Y is reading a Playboy mag
like reading National Geographic?
Sam: Coz in both u'll get to see
a lot of gr8 places, which u'll
never get to visit. |
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| Submitted By: Indra on: September 03, 2008 |
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| Man: Kiss Karu?
Girl: lipstic kharab ... |
| 291 Votes, |
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Man: Kiss Karu?
Girl: lipstic kharab hogi.
Man: Boob dabaun?
Girl: Tshirt kharab hogi.
Man: Fuck kru?
Girl: Period me hun.
Man: Now dot say loose motions hai |
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| Submitted By: yahoo sms on: September 18, 2008 |
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| A convicted rapist was sentenced to a de... |
| 290 Votes, |
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| A convicted rapist was sentenced to a death penalty.he was 2 choose between being hanged or being injected with a seringe with HIV/AIDS blood.he choose to be injected with AIDS, after they have finished with him he never stoped laughing and they asked why r u laughing he just wispered and say i have put on a condom. |
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| Submitted By: Rony no 1 on: October 20, 2007 |
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| A very sexy & attractive female employee... |
| 290 Votes, |
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A very sexy & attractive female employee meets her boss & says: Sir, will you remove something from my breasts?
Boss Wow, whats that?
Gal: Ur eyes, sir... |
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| Submitted By: Vishal on: November 29, 2007 |
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| In a party a lady wanted
to go to toile... |
| 290 Votes, |
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In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao. |
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| Submitted By: Vishal on: June 12, 2008 |
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| Doctor advised a patient: Dabaa ka dhood... |
| 290 Votes, |
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Doctor advised a patient: Dabaa ka dhoodh pio
Patient: Doctor sb, dhoodh tu
main khoob peeta hoon per
woh dabaanay nahee dayte! |
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| Submitted By: Amarendra on: August 20, 2008 |
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| Here I sit Same as ever
Dirty a*se, g... |
| 290 Votes, |
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Here I sit Same as ever
Dirty a*se, got no paper
Boss is calling,
Can not linger
Stuff it, I'll use me finger! |
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| Submitted By: Shawn on: August 20, 2008 |
