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| New Budget laid for B**bs:
40-42: Bur... |
| 283 Votes, |
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New Budget laid for B**bs:
40-42: Burden tax
38-40: Wealth Tax
34-36: Entertainment tax
32-34: Excitement Tax
26-30: Development Tax |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 23, 2008 |
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| Ladki ki T-Shirt per bani Billi ko ladka... |
| 283 Votes, |
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Ladki ki T-Shirt per bani Billi ko ladka ghoorney laga
Ladki: Kabhi Billi nahi dekhi kya?
Ladka: Dekha hai par Doodh ki rakhwali karte paheli baar dekh raha hoon. |
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| Submitted By: anirban on: September 26, 2008 |
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| Maid cleaning bedroom found a used condo... |
| 282 Votes, |
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| Maid cleaning bedroom found a used condom and kept looking at it. Madam asked dont you have sex in the village, Maid "Yes we do but not till the skin drops off. |
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| Submitted By: Don 07 on: October 19, 2007 |
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| Ek Hijde ne Viagra kha lee. Sharir ke An... |
| 282 Votes, |
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| Ek Hijde ne Viagra kha lee. Sharir ke Andar se Aawaz Aayee Mafi Chahte Hain Aap ke System me Yeh Suvidha Uplabadh nahi hai. Error : No HARDWARE! |
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| Submitted By: ritz on: December 09, 2007 |
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| A man married a Lady Traffic police Insp... |
| 282 Votes, |
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A man married a Lady Traffic police Inspector.
Friend: How was ur first night?
Man: She charged Rs 100 from me for Overspeed, 200 for wrongside entry and Rs 500 for no helmet |
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| Submitted By: Sourabh on: December 09, 2007 |
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| Define a true music lover..
Ans- A gal ... |
| 282 Votes, |
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Define a true music lover..
Ans- A gal is singing in a bathroom while taking bath n a boy near the keyhole is using his ears not his eyes... |
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| Submitted By: Aslan on: December 25, 2007 |
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| Man2Chemist: Mujhe Black Color
ka co... |
| 282 Votes, |
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Man2Chemist: Mujhe Black Color
ka condom Chaiye.
Chemist: Black colour ka he kyu?
Man: Meri Girlfrnd ka pati margaya
hai aur mujhe afsos ke liye jana hai. |
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| Submitted By: savour on: August 28, 2008 |
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| Why was the two piece
swimsuit inven... |
| 282 Votes, |
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Why was the two piece
swimsuit invented?
2 separate the HAIRY section
from the DAIRY section!! |
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| Submitted By: rozit on: September 02, 2008 |
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| A man phoned & asked:
"Hello, is ... |
| 282 Votes, |
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A man phoned & asked:
"Hello, is it 221714?
Lady-Hindi me bolo,
Man:Do-Do-Ek-SaT Choda?
Lady-Nahi Sir,RELIANCE HAI.
Teen-Teen-Eksath chodha 331714 |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 02, 2008 |
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| Why is Delhi a male city (Mahanagar)
... |
| 282 Votes, |
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Why is Delhi a male city (Mahanagar)
and Mumbai a female city (mahanagri)
? ? ?
Ans: Delhi has Qutab Minar while
Mumbai has Gateway of INDIA! |
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| Submitted By: ash(21) on: September 13, 2008 |
