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Group-Sex, Leather-Sex, Telephone-Sex, C...
316 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Group-Sex, Leather-Sex, Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people with your face: "No-Sex"!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 90
Submitted By: Sharukh on: September 08, 2007
whats the difference between a comdom an...
316 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
whats the difference between a comdom and a woman? nothing they both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 117
Submitted By: niks_B on: September 09, 2007
In bed frustrated wife was moaning to he...
316 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
In bed frustrated wife was moaning to her husband: Why is it taking so long to cum?
Husband: I'm trying dear; it's just that I can?t think of anyone tonight!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 158
Submitted By: Ritu on: November 13, 2007
DIFFRENT PHASES OF SEX LIFE: AGE 20 ...
316 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
DIFFRENT PHASES OF SEX LIFE:

AGE 20  -  DIN RAAT,

AGE 28  -  ROZ RAAT,

AGE 38  -  JUMME RAAT,

AGE 48  -  CHAND RAAT,

AGE 58  -  ONLY JAZBAAT,

AGE 68  -  GALAT BAAT....
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 186
Submitted By: Ritu on: August 20, 2008
Q: What did the Tsunami say to the Cocon...
315 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: What did the Tsunami say to the Coconut Tree?



A: You better hold on to your nuts baby, this is

no ordinary blow job.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 129
Submitted By: Rony55 on: September 04, 2007
75yrz old man got married with a girl of...
315 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
75yrz old man got married with a girl of 15 yrz old. At marriage nite they both r crying cuz Girl don't know anything and an old man hav 4gotten evrythng.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 154
Submitted By: dark morph on: October 20, 2007
What is de maximum speed during sex? ......
314 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What is de maximum speed during sex? .... 68, because at 69 you go overturn!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 76
Submitted By: Rony no 1 on: September 06, 2007
In a rape trial the lawyer asked: Did u ...
314 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
In a rape trial the lawyer asked: Did u scream for help?
Girl: Yes Sir.
Lawyer: Did anyone come?
She shyly replied: Yes sir, first I did, then he did.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 153
Submitted By: Ashish on: November 16, 2007
What do 2 sardars says to each other...
314 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What do 2 sardars says to each

other if they share the same girl?

Ans: assi tussi same pussy kabhi

tu ghussy kabhi mein ghussy.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 139
Submitted By: Monica on: August 21, 2008
DPS ka charm na hota, anara ka kaam ...
314 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
DPS ka charm na hota,

anara ka kaam na hota,

agar ladkiyo mein sharm hoti,

to bechara mobile badnam na hota!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 121
Submitted By: Abinash on: August 27, 2008
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