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| World health organization
reports that... |
| 280 Votes, |
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World health organization
reports that most medicines
have side effect.
But viagra has front effect! |
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| Submitted By: Prani on: August 26, 2008 |
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| If u have two balls between
ur legs ... |
| 280 Votes, |
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If u have two balls between
ur legs it means u r man.
If u have have four, it does
not means that u r superman,
iska matlab aapki koi gand
mar raha hai. |
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| Submitted By: Naveen on: August 27, 2008 |
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| fashion karti ho,
ankhon me chasma l... |
| 280 Votes, |
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fashion karti ho,
ankhon me chasma lagati ho
auro se Karwati ho
aur hamse sharmati ho. |
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| Submitted By: rxit on: August 31, 2008 |
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| Cricketer describing a nude woman
... |
| 280 Votes, |
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Cricketer describing a nude woman
There is no cover,
There is no extra cover,
There r 2 silly points,
2 fine legs & a deep gully,
With little grass on pitch! |
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| Submitted By: Arindam on: October 11, 2008 |
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| Indian kutton k 4 buri adatein
1-Hadd... |
| 280 Votes, |
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Indian kutton k 4 buri adatein
1-Haddi mili chusna shuru
2-Khambha mila mootna suru.
3-Kutiya mili songhna suru.
4-Sms mila hasna suru.
dekho to isko. |
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| Submitted By: rosit on: January 05, 2010 |
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| Nipple Nipple dont be far
Let me pres... |
| 279 Votes, |
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Nipple Nipple dont be far
Let me press u in my car
up above the chest so high
always milky never dry
let me suck u dont feel shy
in the brassieres u will die |
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| Submitted By: Hamed88 on: August 24, 2008 |
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| I am proud being ur friend
because ur... |
| 279 Votes, |
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I am proud being ur friend
because ur:-
20% Great
20% Attractive
20% Noble
20% Dashing
20% Ultra-modern
in short ur 100% G.A.N.D.U. |
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| Submitted By: Monica on: August 29, 2008 |
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| Mr Elahi had 3 sons named
rehmet-e-elah... |
| 279 Votes, |
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Mr Elahi had 3 sons named
rehmet-e-elahi,
barkat-e-elahi,
n mehbub-e-elahi
when his 4th son was born
his wife decided to name
him bus-kar-e-elahi |
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| Submitted By: Kushal on: August 31, 2008 |
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| Woman's period
Whats the closest thin... |
| 279 Votes, |
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Woman's period
Whats the closest thing to a womans period?
Your salary.
It comes once a month,
lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesnt come,
everythings fucked |
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| Submitted By: Sourabh on: September 07, 2008 |
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| Define tragedy?
Its when your zip... |
| 279 Votes, |
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Define tragedy?
Its when your zip gets stuck
when its the time to f*ck. |
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| Submitted By: Afzal on: September 14, 2008 |
