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A little girl asked a Call Girl: Aunty y...
299 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A little girl asked a Call Girl: Aunty you have bungalow, cars, cash balance..



What is ur business!



Call Girl: Bas ek Chota sa "Hole Sale" ka business hai.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 170
Submitted By: Admin on: August 29, 2008
Baniya gave matrimonial ad for his d...
299 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Baniya gave matrimonial ad for

his daughter, working at a call centre



Wanted a suitable match for

Chandigarh's highest paid call girl.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 149
Submitted By: rozit on: September 11, 2008
On a NUDE beach a man shakes hands with ...
298 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
On a NUDE beach a man shakes hands with a lady & says: Pleased to meet you.
Lady: Ya, I can SEE that.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 102
Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: December 06, 2007
The Judge asked the prostitute - 'So...
298 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
The Judge asked the prostitute -

'So wen did u realize u were being Raped?'



Prostitute: 'When the cheque bounced!'
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 125
Submitted By: Admin on: September 03, 2008
Pahle Raat Ko Kamre K Ander Jate Hi "DUL...
298 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Pahle Raat Ko Kamre K Ander Jate Hi "DULHAN" Apna "BLOUSE" Aur "BRA" Kholne Lagi,Dulha:Ye Kya Kr Rhi Ho???DULHAN:Maa Ne Kha Tha Jate Hi "DHOODH" Pilana !!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 155
Submitted By: Manav Kumar Prajapati on: January 22, 2011
A boy and gal of 5th class asked teacher...
297 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A boy and gal of 5th class asked teacher "kya chote bachoon ke bhi bache hoote
hain"? teacher nahin kabhi nahin " boy said to girl-dekha aur tu aise hi dar rahi thi".
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 167
Submitted By: Rebecaa on: October 17, 2007
Whats the closest thing to a womans peri...
297 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Whats the closest thing to a womans period?
Your salary.
It comes once a month,
lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesnt come,everythings F*cked
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 147
Submitted By: fine sms on: October 18, 2007
Test ur IQ: Poisonous BRA: CoBra Mathe...
297 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Test ur IQ:
Poisonous BRA: CoBra
Mathemetical BRA: AlgeBra
Striped BRA: ZeBra
Strongest BRA:VerteBra
Sun-sign BRA: LiBra
And u thought u knew all abt BRA!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 160
Submitted By: Ashish on: November 16, 2007
The wife was crying in pain as Banta was...
297 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
The wife was crying in pain as Banta was tryin to fuck her in the ass.
Banta says: Zyada rone ki zaroorat nahin, mujhe pata hai kitna dard hota hai.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 149
Submitted By: Rony55 on: December 07, 2007
Whenever u feel low,depressed or useless...
297 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Whenever u feel low,depressed or useless,remember that u r the same sperm that won a battle against a million others
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 116
Submitted By: Freestyle on: May 06, 2008
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