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Chota SEX-RECHARGE Sirf kissing k...
244 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Chota SEX-RECHARGE



Sirf kissing karni hai -10Rs

kissing k sath balling -50Rs

Full game -199Rs



kya soch raha hai?

kutta mahenga pad jayega
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 161
Submitted By: Colin88 on: September 29, 2008
It goes in dry it comes out wet. The ...
244 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
It goes in dry it comes out wet.

The longer its in, the stronger it gets.



We can have it in bed just you and me... its not what you think... you dirty mind!  



Its a cup of TEA!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 193
Submitted By: Admin on: September 29, 2008
Smoking Reduces ur life by 5 mins. S...
244 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Smoking

Reduces ur life by 5 mins.
Sex increases ur life by 10 min.
So the conclusion is that a f**king smoker never dies!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 127
Submitted By: Nitesh on: October 08, 2008
AN IN-DEPTH STUDY HAS SHOWN THAT TH...
244 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
AN IN-DEPTH STUDY HAS SHOWN

THAT  THE BIRD FLU VIRUS HITS

SMALL COCKS FIRST.



I THOUGHT I'D WARN YOU IMMEDIATELY!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 129
Submitted By: Admin on: October 11, 2008
Sex is a sensation caused by temptatio...
243 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sex is a sensation caused by
temptation, when a man puts his
dictation in a women?s ventilation
to satisfy his frustration.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 129
Submitted By: rahul80 on: September 18, 2008
What do a woman and an airplane have...
243 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What do a woman and an

airplane have in common?



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.

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.

.

.



A: They both have a cockpit.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 126
Submitted By: Kina on: September 29, 2008
Sas aur bahu me hamesha anban kyo ho...
243 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sas aur bahu me hamesha anban

kyo hoti hai? Kyo ki jis sas

ne apne bete ki chaddi 21 sal

sambhali wahi chaddi bahu ne

2 minute me utar di..
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 154
Submitted By: Laila on: October 02, 2008
what is difference between bomb & condom...
243 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
what is difference between bomb & condom

In a bomb blast population decrease

but in a condom blast population increase..
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 126
Submitted By: Sanchit on: October 04, 2008
Do u know how parachute got its name:...
243 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Do u know how parachute got

its name: A girl jumped out

of a flight, with her skirt

up, Sardar saw her n said

kitna 'pyara chut hai'
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 144
Submitted By: admin on: October 05, 2008
What if cool drinks makers like Pepsi an...
243 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What if cool drinks makers like Pepsi and Thums-Up wee to make condoms...



Their lines would be something like this....



COCKS-UP! F**K THE THUNDER!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 160
Submitted By: Aussies on: October 06, 2008
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