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| (_,_)2 stay
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| 2073 Votes, |
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| Submitted By: Jony 21 on: August 31, 2007 |
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| A man was looking at a painting for a lo... |
| 1466 Votes, |
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| A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiting for autumn. |
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| Submitted By: Punit on: August 31, 2007 |
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| A dentist was caught raping a girl. Next... |
| 1298 Votes, |
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| A dentist was caught raping a girl. Next day headline, "Dentist caught filling wrong cavity". |
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| Submitted By: boere on: August 31, 2007 |
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| One day there was this naked man and ele... |
| 1182 Votes, |
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| One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?" |
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| Submitted By: Rony no 1 on: August 31, 2007 |
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| Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladk... |
| 2121 Votes, |
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Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata?
Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti, to ladki bhi nahi hoti. |
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| Submitted By: Faro on: August 31, 2007 |
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| Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte ... |
| 1929 Votes, |
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Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi...
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de.. |
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| Submitted By: savour on: August 31, 2007 |
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| Colour of underwear reflects your mood: ... |
| 1199 Votes, |
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Colour of underwear reflects your mood:
Red - Wild,
Black - Sexy,
Blue - Romantic,
Pink - Seductive
White - Calm,
Yellow - time to change your undrewear! |
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| Submitted By: Preity on: August 31, 2007 |
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| A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his d... |
| 1065 Votes, |
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| A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. "There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth", she said. |
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| Submitted By: A.A on: September 01, 2007 |
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| A cat tries to get a sausage out of a ri... |
| 984 Votes, |
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| A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy! |
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| Submitted By: Arun Kr 1978 on: September 01, 2007 |
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| An journalist to mallika sherawat: What ... |
| 1069 Votes, |
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An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?
Mallika: I go back to my home! |
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| Submitted By: Salam on: September 01, 2007 |
