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| "Great, just what I need,"
she moaned ... |
| 232 Votes, |
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"Great, just what I need,"
she moaned as he brought
home a new microwave oven.
"One more thing that heats
up instantly and goes off
in twenty seconds." |
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| Submitted By: Arindam on: September 26, 2008 |
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| Filmi names of penis.
1-2 ankur
... |
| 232 Votes, |
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Filmi names of penis.
1-2 ankur
3-5 masoom
6-8 parwarish
9-15 pariwartan
16-20 pyaasa
21-35 shikari
36-50 kabhi kabhi
51-60 kamchor
61-75 yaaden |
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| Submitted By: Arindam on: October 02, 2008 |
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| Q: What did Bipasha Basu say
when sh... |
| 232 Votes, |
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Q: What did Bipasha Basu say
when she got tired of sex?
A: JOHN-AB-RAHAM kar |
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| Submitted By: Raghav on: October 03, 2008 |
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|
| Q-Who is the worlds best goalkeeper ?
A... |
| 232 Votes, |
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Q-Who is the worlds best goalkeeper ?
A-A woman
Q-why ?
A-Because, whichever way you fu*k her, the balls just wont go in. |
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| Submitted By: Arun Kr 1978 on: October 05, 2008 |
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| Husband: Jee karta hai ki
tumhari zu... |
| 231 Votes, |
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Husband: Jee karta hai ki
tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon,
tumhare aankhon mein bas jaaon,
tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon.
Wife: Neeche kya padosi ghusengey? |
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| Submitted By: Mainak on: October 02, 2008 |
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| A Man pays 1000 2 a Pros,
she ranway, ... |
| 230 Votes, |
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A Man pays 1000 2 a Pros,
she ranway, he chases but
she slips away.
He puts notice, Any1 finds
gal in white top & red skirt,
FUCK HER, ITS PRE-PAID. |
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| Submitted By: Ritu on: September 18, 2008 |
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| Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend i... |
| 230 Votes, |
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Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
A: When you open her legs the lights go ON! |
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| Submitted By: SMS Guru on: September 28, 2008 |
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| Q: Why did Eve eat the forbidden apple? ... |
| 230 Votes, |
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Q: Why did Eve eat the forbidden apple?
A: Because it was tastier than Adam's banana. |
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| Submitted By: niks_B on: September 29, 2008 |
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| BOY..SEX ME DONO KO MAZA AATAHAI...FIR L... |
| 230 Votes, |
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BOY..SEX ME DONO KO MAZA AATAHAI...FIR LADKE SE HI PAISE Q
CALL GIRL... BEWKUF, CHARGE OUTGOING PAR HI LAGTA HAI.. INCOMONG PAR NAHI. |
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| Submitted By: Safir on: October 01, 2008 |
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| What's hairy on the outside
and mois... |
| 230 Votes, |
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What's hairy on the outside
and moist inside, begins with
a 'C' ends with a 'T' and
has U' and 'N' in the middle?
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A:) 'COCUNUT |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: October 01, 2008 |
