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| AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men ... |
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AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,
at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other |
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| Submitted By: imran_20 on: October 18, 2007 |
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| god said :: i can't be everywhere
so ... |
| 432 Votes, |
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god said :: i can't be everywhere
so i created friends..
devil replaced : i too can't be everywhere
so i created girl friends.. |
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| Submitted By: ADMIN on: November 29, 2007 |
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| Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
C-Co... |
| 431 Votes, |
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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
C-Come
O-On
L-Lets
L-Love
E-Each
G-Girl
E-Equally......
Thats why boys go to college regularly.... |
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| Submitted By: Don 07 on: October 05, 2007 |
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| Machar aur makhi ki hogaya shadi,
Pehli... |
| 431 Votes, |
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Machar aur makhi ki hogaya shadi,
Pehli raat main ho gayi barbadi,
Machar ko kismat hi khoti thi,
Makhi mortien MAT laga kar soti thi. |
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| Submitted By: hamed on: December 14, 2007 |
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| One day Raja and rani decided to send me... |
| 430 Votes, |
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| One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call" |
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| Submitted By: Don 07 on: September 06, 2007 |
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| My wife ran away with my best friend.
T... |
| 430 Votes, |
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My wife ran away with my best friend.
To tell you the truth, I really miss him. |
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| Submitted By: Craig_s on: October 17, 2007 |
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| Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main ... |
| 430 Votes, |
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Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi
Socho socho
aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!! |
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| Submitted By: Amarendra on: January 07, 2008 |
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| Sharabi ne Doctor se puchha: Aap meri sh... |
| 430 Votes, |
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Sharabi ne Doctor se puchha: Aap meri sharab churva sakte ho?
Doctor:Haan kyun nahi,
Sharabi:Toh Police ne meri 20 bottle pakri hai,
Plz churva do.! ;-) |
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| Submitted By: Saket on: January 27, 2008 |
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| Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As o... |
| 429 Votes, |
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| Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born. |
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| Submitted By: rahul80 on: October 18, 2007 |
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| A Wife is sleeping in the middle of the ... |
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A Wife is sleeping in the middle of the night, she suddenly shouts: "Get up quickly my hasband is here!!!"
the man gets up from the bed, jumps out the window, hurts himslef and then realizes "Damn, I am the hasband!!!"
Who's guilty in the situation????????????? |
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| Submitted By: Afzal on: October 20, 2007 |
