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aik punjabi doctor k pas jaata hai......... |
433 Votes, |
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aik punjabi doctor k pas jaata hai.......
PUNJABI:mujhay sardar bannna hai ...
DOCTOR:tmhara 50% damagh nikalna paray ga.
punjabi okay .
DOCTOR after operation :ooopppsss tmhara 100% damagh nikal gaya hai...
punjabi after operation;oey khabees k bachay tm kya krti hai............. |
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Submitted By: Craig_s on: November 16, 2007 |
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We cannot grant you a life insurance pol... |
432 Votes, |
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We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die." |
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Submitted By: sfreak on: September 04, 2007 |
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After engagement : Superman
After Marri... |
432 Votes, |
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After engagement : Superman
After Marriage : Gentleman
After 10 years : Watchman
After 20 years : Doberman |
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Submitted By: Zakir on: September 05, 2007 |
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Its been a rough day.I got up this morni... |
432 Votes, |
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Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom |
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Submitted By: fukhtu on: September 05, 2007 |
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Q:What is the difference between a wife ... |
432 Votes, |
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Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!! |
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Submitted By: (22raxt) on: September 06, 2007 |
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Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a ... |
432 Votes, |
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Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master . |
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Submitted By: Ritu on: September 06, 2007 |
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The best way to remember your wife's bir... |
432 Votes, |
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The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. |
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Submitted By: Prasant on: September 09, 2007 |
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Doctor to Patient : The check which u ga... |
432 Votes, |
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Doctor to Patient : The check which u gave me has returned back.
Patient to Doctor:The head-ache for which you gave me medicine has also returned back. |
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Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: October 17, 2007 |
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Mobile repair karne waale ko agar loose ... |
432 Votes, |
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Mobile repair karne waale ko agar loose motion ho jaye to wo doctor ko kese xpalain karega?
DOCTOR sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hai,outgoing mai takleef ho rahi hai,subah se naye naye
ringtones baj rahe hai,or pait mai balance nahi bach raha hai,jitna bhi recharge karo jaldi kharch ho jata
hai |
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Submitted By: ash(21) on: October 20, 2007 |
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Russians dugg 100
meters & found
coppe... |
432 Votes, |
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Russians dugg 100
meters & found
copper cable & said
that they had
telephones 500 years ago
Americans dugg 200
meters and found
optical fibre and said
they had internet
facility 1000 years ago.
indians dugg 1000
meters and didnt find
anything and said that
we had wireless
technology 2000 years ago |
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Submitted By: Afzal on: October 21, 2007 |