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| You are a nice person, but......u have t... |
| 511 Votes, |
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You are a nice person, but......u have to do 2 things early in the morning.
1st pray to God so that u can live.
2nd take a bath so that others can live. |
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| Submitted By: Arpit on: April 02, 2010 |
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| What is the height of Flirting? ... |
| 510 Votes, |
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What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN" |
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| Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: September 04, 2007 |
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| When u get this SMS, send it to 1 person... |
| 510 Votes, |
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| When u get this SMS, send it to 1 person U love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!! |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: May 30, 2008 |
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| Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti... |
| 509 Votes, |
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Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Naam banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna. |
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| Submitted By: fukhtu on: September 01, 2007 |
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| Agar Feroz Khan Don hota to dialouge kya... |
| 508 Votes, |
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Agar Feroz Khan Don hota to dialouge kya hota?
Mere sar par baal aane ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naayi kar rahe hain, par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai... |
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| Submitted By: Lion on: August 31, 2007 |
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| Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash... |
| 508 Votes, |
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Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye! |
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| Submitted By: A.A on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Maine kaha "Dil Ruba"
Usne kaha balance... |
| 507 Votes, |
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Maine kaha "Dil Ruba"
Usne kaha balance bhijwa
Maine kaha "Paise Nahi"
Usne kaha "Kaise nahi"
Maine kaha "Mehangai Hai"
Usne kaha "Ja aaj se tu mera bhai ha |
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| Submitted By: Sourabh on: September 05, 2007 |
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| 506 Votes, |
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meray mobile ko tumharay mobile se payar ho gay hai is liay line mar raha hai:-) |
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| Submitted By: Sonia on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Girlfriend ko I love u bolna hai or rech... |
| 505 Votes, |
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| Girlfriend ko I love u bolna hai or recharge khatam. Ab kya kare? Mein batata hoon kya karein. Theke pe jao, quarter lo, 4 peg maro or g/f k ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao I Luv U. Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega. Rum ka Paua ab sirf 10 RS mein. |
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| Submitted By: Salam on: September 01, 2007 |
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| GIRL FRIEND IS FOR FUN,WIFE IS FOR SON, ... |
| 505 Votes, |
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| GIRL FRIEND IS FOR FUN,WIFE IS FOR SON, GIRL FRIEND IS NIGHT PARTNER,WIFE IS LIFE PARTNER, GIRL FRIEND IS TOOTY FRUITY WHILE WIFE IS QISMATH POOTI |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 05, 2007 |
