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An engineering student to his sweeper br... |
453 Votes, |
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An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job. |
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Submitted By: Rebecaa on: August 31, 2007 |
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What's the difference between wife n nei... |
453 Votes, |
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What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately. |
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Submitted By: ADMIN on: September 02, 2007 |
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Thought for the future generation: Don't... |
453 Votes, |
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Thought for the future generation: Don't marry & make a woman happy. In fact remain a bachelor & make several women happy. |
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Submitted By: Prasant on: September 08, 2007 |
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Naukarani: malkan ap udaas kyun hai
Mal... |
453 Votes, |
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Naukarani: malkan ap udaas kyun hai
Malkan: tumhare sahab office ki kisi larki se payyar karte hai
Naukarani: nahiiiiin, sahab mujhe dokha nahi de sakte. |
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Submitted By: Admin on: October 18, 2007 |
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Munnabhai:- How To Distinguish Between B... |
453 Votes, |
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Munnabhai:- How To Distinguish Between BAKRA & BAKRI ? Circuit:-SIMPLE BHAI Patthar Mar Kar Dekho Ager BHAGA to BAKARA Aur BAHGI |
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Submitted By: Sibu on: November 27, 2007 |
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mouse to elephant: apni chadi dai ga
el... |
453 Votes, |
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mouse to elephant: apni chadi dai ga
elephant: pehnay ga kya:
mouse:beti ki shadi pe tent laganay hain |
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Submitted By: Namit on: November 29, 2007 |
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Boy- chalo!! kisi viran jagah chalte hai... |
453 Votes, |
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Boy- chalo!! kisi viran jagah chalte hai...! Girl-tum aisi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge na...? Boy-bilkul nahi! Girl-to fir rehne do....!! |
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Submitted By: Craig_s on: December 04, 2007 |
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Dad: D girl whom I showed u is Roopvati,... |
453 Votes, |
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Dad: D girl whom I showed u is Roopvati, Gunvati & Dhanvati. So u shoud marry her.
Son: But d girl whom I love is GARBHVATI so I must marry her |
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Submitted By: ADMIN on: December 30, 2007 |
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Why do couples hold hands during their w... |
452 Votes, |
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins ! |
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Submitted By: Admin on: September 03, 2007 |
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Munna: Bolay to darad kahan hai aapko. ... |
452 Votes, |
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Munna: Bolay to darad kahan hai aapko.
Patient(F): Pooray badan mien hai
Munna: Yeh kaisay ho sakta hai ray, kuch detail batao.
Patient: Tocuhes her right knee and says here, then touches her earlobe and says here, then touches her
left cheek and says here, etc.
Munna: Aesay hi khaali peeli tension de reli hai, teri finger mien dard hai. |
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Submitted By: Kina on: October 21, 2007 |