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| Love is life.
Life is wife.
Wife is kn... |
| 436 Votes, |
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Love is life.
Life is wife.
Wife is knife.
That's cut your life.
be careful friends. |
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| Submitted By: mawara on: October 03, 2007 |
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| Judge: Tum qabool karte ho k tumne kapre... |
| 436 Votes, |
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Judge: Tum qabool karte ho k tumne kapre ki dukaan se 5 baar chori ki, to kia kiya churaya.?
Chor: Janab ek saarhi..
Judge: lekin ek saarhi k liye tumhe 5 baar chori karne ki kia zaroorat thi.?
Chor: "Janab, 4 baar meri biwi ko saarhi pasand nahi aayi thi.." |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: December 04, 2007 |
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| Do gadhe aapis mein baat kerte hain
pe... |
| 436 Votes, |
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Do gadhe aapis mein baat kerte hain
pehla-yaar mera malik mujhe buhat peetta hai.
doosra-tu bhaag kyun nahi jata.
pehla-bhaag to jaoon lakin yahan FUTURE BRIGHT HAI,,,,,malik ki khoobsurat beti jab galti kerti hai to wo kehta hai k teri shadi gadhe se ker doon ga bas isi umeed se ruka hua hoon. |
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| Submitted By: Sonia on: January 16, 2008 |
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| Girl's father: Main nahi chahta k meri b... |
| 436 Votes, |
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Girl's father: Main nahi chahta k meri beti apni puri zindagi eak gadhe k sath guzare.
Boyfriend: Bus esi leay main ussay yahaan se le jane aya hon. |
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| Submitted By: Monica on: January 17, 2008 |
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| Interviewer: imagine that u r in room wi... |
| 436 Votes, |
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Interviewer: imagine that u r in room with all doors & windows closed & it caught fire, now how can u escape?
Sardar ji: very simple, I'll stop imagining... |
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| Submitted By: rahul80 on: January 18, 2008 |
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| Several women appeared in court, each ac... |
| 435 Votes, |
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| Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence. |
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| Submitted By: Sonia on: September 01, 2007 |
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| Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, ... |
| 435 Votes, |
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| Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga. |
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| Submitted By: Praveen on: December 09, 2007 |
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| Gal: Do u have any sentimental love card... |
| 434 Votes, |
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Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them. |
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| Submitted By: ash(21) on: September 03, 2007 |
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| A girl phoned me the other day and said.... |
| 434 Votes, |
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| A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home |
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| Submitted By: Cris12 on: September 05, 2007 |
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| aik punjabi doctor k pas jaata hai......... |
| 434 Votes, |
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aik punjabi doctor k pas jaata hai.......
PUNJABI:mujhay sardar bannna hai ...
DOCTOR:tmhara 50% damagh nikalna paray ga.
punjabi okay .
DOCTOR after operation :ooopppsss tmhara 100% damagh nikal gaya hai...
punjabi after operation;oey khabees k bachay tm kya krti hai............. |
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| Submitted By: Craig_s on: November 16, 2007 |
