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| A 60 year old bachelor advertises his Za... |
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| A 60 year old bachelor advertises his Zarorat-e-Rishta add. After 1 month he got a letter in reply ?mian sab iss age mein rishte nahi faristhay aatay hein.? |
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| Submitted By: Shawn on: November 20, 2007 |
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| WOMAN: Sir mein apne larke ka naam kya r... |
| 471 Votes, |
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WOMAN: Sir mein apne larke ka naam kya rakhoon ?
AJIT: Iska naam Peter rakh do!
WOMAN: Meera doosra larka bhi hai jo iskaa twin hai, Mein uskaa naam kya rakhon ?
AJIT: Us kaa naam Repeter rakh do! |
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| Submitted By: Mainak on: November 21, 2007 |
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| MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj... |
| 470 Votes, |
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MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada? |
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| Submitted By: ritz on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Ek sawal...14FEB VALENTINES DAY ko log A... |
| 470 Votes, |
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| Ek sawal...14FEB VALENTINES DAY ko log AISA KYA KARTE HAI KI THEEK 9 MAHINAY BAAD 14 NOV KO "CHILDREN DAY" MANANA PADTA HAI. |
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| Submitted By: Joy 55 on: October 17, 2007 |
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| Study = Dont fail (1)
Dont study = Fa... |
| 470 Votes, |
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Study = Dont fail (1)
Dont study = Fail (2)
Adding eqution 1 and 2
Study + Dont Study = fail + dont fail
study(1 + dont) = fail(1 + dont)
Hence
Study = Fail
Hence proved. So dont study. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: December 11, 2007 |
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| Sardar complaint to police: Sir, All ite... |
| 470 Votes, |
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Sardar complaint to police: Sir, All items in my house r missing except TV
Police: Why thief didn't stole the TV?
Sardar: Because i am watching TV naa. |
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| Submitted By: Prani on: December 24, 2007 |
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| Sardar to Girlfriend- Darling main tum s... |
| 469 Votes, |
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Sardar to Girlfriend- Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend- Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Sardar- 1 biwi aur 3 bacche... |
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| Submitted By: rahul80 on: October 18, 2007 |
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| Ramlal, Bagwan say.
Bahgwan mujhy dukh ... |
| 469 Votes, |
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Ramlal, Bagwan say.
Bahgwan mujhy dukh de,dard de,tension de, mujay pagal banady mery pachey kutty laga de.Bahgwan bat kat ker aby sale ek line mein kiyon nahee bolta tuj ko biwi chaie. |
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| Submitted By: sfreak on: October 20, 2007 |
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| SANTA Gifted a Card to his Dad on his B'... |
| 469 Votes, |
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SANTA Gifted a Card to his Dad on his B'day with a Sher:
"Phul to Bahut he par Gulab Jesa Koi Nahi,Papa to Bahut hai Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi." |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: December 23, 2007 |
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| A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a N... |
| 468 Votes, |
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| A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister.... |
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| Submitted By: imran_20 on: September 03, 2007 |
