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| 12O34O56O78O21O34O98O54O6 3O420O52O38O52... |
| 798 Votes, |
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12O34O56O78O21O34O98O54O6 3O420O52O38O52O52O97O23O95O press 'options' and select 'use number'. It will show ur character and my number. Jo joke try this.
[NOTE: In the above numbers there is only 1 zero '0' all rest are alphabet 'O'. Be careful while typing. Else it wont work] |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: March 20, 2008 |
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| The more you study. the more you know, ... |
| 750 Votes, |
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The more you study. the more you know,
The more you know. The more you forget,
The more you forget. The less you know,
So why study? |
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| Submitted By: fine sms on: October 22, 2007 |
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| Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat ... |
| 741 Votes, |
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| Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen. Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai. Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai. |
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| Submitted By: Preity on: September 01, 2007 |
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| A father asks peon: How are the studies ... |
| 739 Votes, |
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A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college! |
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| Submitted By: Salam on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Survey Subject:In how many days a 1000 p... |
| 729 Votes, |
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Survey Subject:In how many days a 1000 pgs book cn b read.
Writer-6months, Doctor-2mnths, Lawyer-1month, STUDENT-ON THE NIGHT B4 THE EXAM. |
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| Submitted By: Jony 21 on: October 21, 2007 |
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| Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher
than the ... |
| 713 Votes, |
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Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher
than the Empire State Building?
Answer: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump! |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: May 24, 2008 |
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| What is the height of telling a lie?
A... |
| 711 Votes, |
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What is the height of telling a lie?
A negro telling his girlfriend, "tenu kaala chasma jachda hai, jachda hai gore mukhde te" |
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| Submitted By: Salam on: September 01, 2007 |
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| It takes 15 trees to produce the amount ... |
| 698 Votes, |
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| It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS |
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| Submitted By: farhans on: September 08, 2007 |
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| 10 advantages of not having a "LOVER".. ... |
| 605 Votes, |
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10 advantages of not having a "LOVER"..
1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don't hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4.Don't hav to worry abt how u look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals..
8.U won't hear "aaw.. U r dull today"..
9.Can go anywhere with any one..
10.Don't hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..
BONUS:- U will live a long life.......so be aware of LOVER |
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| Submitted By: prem_98367 on: August 31, 2007 |
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| Mujhe SMS karo aur pao Bumper prize. 19"... |
| 594 Votes, |
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| Mujhe SMS karo aur pao Bumper prize. 19" TV ka diba, Dubai janey wale jahaz ko TA TA karney ka mauqa,10 lakh wali car ka Photo,ek Dinner wo bhi aap ke ghar.... |
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| Submitted By: anirban on: September 03, 2007 |
