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| Boys;Larkian pepsi ki tarah hoti hain,
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| 458 Votes, |
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Boys;Larkian pepsi ki tarah hoti hain,
Jitna pio utna ziada maza aata hay,
Girls;larkay juice ki tarah hotay hain,
Jab maza anay lagta hay to khataam ho jtay hain. |
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| Submitted By: Lion on: October 22, 2007 |
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| 1st line 2b written in xams-"all d answe... |
| 458 Votes, |
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| 1st line 2b written in xams-"all d answers written below r imaginary n work of pure fiction.Ny resemblance is unintentional n purely co-incidental". |
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| Submitted By: Chiggi on: November 22, 2007 |
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| Wife: samne jo admi drink kr rha hai, us... |
| 458 Votes, |
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Wife: samne jo admi drink kr rha hai, usko meine 10 saal pahle shadi k liye inkar kia tha. Aj tak sharab pi rha hy.
Husband: wow! itni long celebration.. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: January 28, 2008 |
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| What did the elephant say to the naked m... |
| 457 Votes, |
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What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing? |
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| Submitted By: mani3 on: September 04, 2007 |
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| Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath... |
| 457 Votes, |
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| Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kush na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: October 17, 2007 |
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| Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay gh... |
| 457 Votes, |
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Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula ke laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai. |
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| Submitted By: Zakir on: October 19, 2007 |
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| Girls Psychology -
Fraud with Innocent ... |
| 457 Votes, |
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Girls Psychology -
Fraud with Innocent Boys;
Fun with Handsome Boys;
Friendship with Charming Boys;
Contacts with Intelligent Boys;
Flirt with Freaky Boys;
Love with Faithful Boys
& in the end
Marriage with the Rich Boy |
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| Submitted By: Rahul on: January 26, 2011 |
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| Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have br... |
| 456 Votes, |
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Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have
Girlfriends |
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| Submitted By: yahoo sms on: September 03, 2007 |
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| 1986 ke girl; Mama jeans pehen lon
Mom... |
| 456 Votes, |
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1986 ke girl; Mama jeans pehen lon
Mom;Na baiti log kiya kahen gay.
2007 ke girl;Mama mini skirt pehen lon
Mom; pehen baiti kuch to pehen............. |
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| Submitted By: Rony55 on: October 19, 2007 |
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| Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se... |
| 456 Votes, |
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Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?
A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal |
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| Submitted By: fine sms on: October 20, 2007 |
