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| I Love "u" , I Love "u" , I Love "u" , I... |
| 542 Votes, |
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I Love "u" , I Love "u" , I Love "u" , I Love "u", I Love "u",
Hey ! Dont get excited I love other alphabet too...... v,w,x,y,z!!! |
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| Submitted By: Sourabh on: September 08, 2007 |
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| School- a place where papa pays & son pl... |
| 541 Votes, |
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School- a place where papa pays & son plays
life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
life so tht you can die rich
nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills
marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his
bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree |
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| Submitted By: mani3 on: September 11, 2007 |
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| Diwali OFFER Dial 100 & say "Bomb in Par... |
| 541 Votes, |
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Diwali OFFER Dial 100 & say "Bomb in Parliament". Get a free trip 2central jail food clothing, housing free for 15yrs.
Hurry Up offer valid today only. |
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| Submitted By: AdminO on: January 21, 2010 |
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| vegetable msg...
mooli gajar ka noor tu... |
| 540 Votes, |
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vegetable msg...
mooli gajar ka noor tugh pai barsai
teri chahat ka aloo timatar tarsai
teri zindagi main ain itnai kaddoo
k tu chotai tindai khanai ko tarsai |
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| Submitted By: Shawn on: December 13, 2007 |
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| @\!"$$###&&�
{%%%%}@%#&*^
!!!!*... |
| 536 Votes, |
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@\!"$$###&&�
{%%%%}@%#&*^
!!!!****&&&&&&
&%5864(@#!%$
&R%js^&@#^$^)
Shj&%@83*&54@@@
(){}+=|.\/.fhlk
&$#@&*^%$#()POI{HGJK}
DON KA SMS PARNA MUSKIL HI NEHI NA MUMKIN V HAI. |
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| Submitted By: Santimoy Jana on: October 08, 2008 |
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| I'm a killer, i kill people for money, b... |
| 535 Votes, |
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I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !! |
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| Submitted By: Rebecaa on: September 06, 2007 |
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| Khud ko kar buland itnaa..
Ke' Himaalay... |
| 535 Votes, |
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Khud ko kar buland itnaa..
Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche..
aur khuda tumse puche..
'Abe gadhe... ab utrega kaise ' |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: December 22, 2007 |
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| Aam ki khushboo barish ki bahar,
Garmi ... |
| 534 Votes, |
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Aam ki khushboo barish ki bahar,
Garmi ka mosam aaney ko tayar,
Thori si masti thora sa pyar
Loadshading k lye raho tyaar,
Happy summer season yaar |
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| Submitted By: Craig_s on: January 11, 2008 |
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| Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kat... |
| 532 Votes, |
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Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...???
Circuit: simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!! |
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| Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: August 31, 2007 |
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| Pholo ko dekha to tum nazar aaye,
Chand... |
| 532 Votes, |
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Pholo ko dekha to tum nazar aaye,
Chand ko dekha to tum nazar aaye,
Samandar ko dekha to tum nazar aaye,
Plz tum zara side hoge to kuch aur dikhe, |
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| Submitted By: Jame22 on: December 16, 2007 |
