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Funny - Joke SMS Collection Sort by: Date, Vote
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Thought for the day! If time doesnt wai...
409 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Thought for the day!
If time doesnt wait 4 u, don worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock & enjoy the life!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 119
Submitted By: rxit on: November 20, 2007
Sardar g visit chinese friend dying in h...
409 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sardar g visit chinese friend dying in hospital.
The chinese friend just say "chin yu yan"and dies.
Sardarji went to china to find the meaning of last words of his friend.
And find its means "u r standing on the oxygen tube".
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 228
Submitted By: ritz on: December 07, 2007
Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year ...
409 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year old statue u've broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 111
Submitted By: Raghav on: December 08, 2007
A mother bought her son a $39 Halloween ...
408 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A mother bought her son a $39 Halloween costume to scare his friends "Should I take the price tag off?", the boy asked. "Leave it on," his mother replied. "We'll scare your father too
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 183
Submitted By: mani3 on: October 18, 2007
Gud frnds r hard to choose,dey r even ha...
408 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Gud frnds r hard to choose,dey r even hard to loose.
In time of trouble, don't say,"Friend,I have a problem". Say:"Hey problem,I have a friend!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 145
Submitted By: Rony55 on: November 17, 2007
The top 5 ans given by girls in india wh...
408 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
The top 5 ans given by girls in india whn a boy prpose.
1)No

2)R u mad

3)I always looked u like a good frd

4)I dont belive in love

5)Sorry I love freestyle..
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 170
Submitted By: Freestyle on: May 06, 2008
Its monsoon & I?m sure u must be very ha...
407 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Its monsoon & I?m sure u must be very happy
U must be feeling like going out
Drench ur self
Sing songs
Splash water
& find some1 special
rite?










Every frog feels da same.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 195
Submitted By: Kushal on: November 18, 2007
Self analysis of a MAN :- My Strength : ...
407 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Self analysis of a MAN :- My Strength : My wife,
My Opportunity : When my neighbour's husband is on tour.
My fear : When I am on tour.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 136
Submitted By: Santimoy Jana on: October 25, 2008
Patient : I always see spots before my e...
405 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Patient : I always see spots before my eyes.
Doctor : Didn't the new glasses help?
Patient : Sure, Now i see the spots much clearer.!!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 136
Submitted By: Ritu on: October 20, 2007
Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... ...
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Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.

why ?? why ??


Tendulkar is an opener
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 148
Submitted By: boere on: December 27, 2007
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