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Thought for the day!
If time doesnt wai... |
409 Votes, |
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Thought for the day!
If time doesnt wait 4 u, don worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock & enjoy the life! |
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Submitted By: rxit on: November 20, 2007 |
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Sardar g visit chinese friend dying in h... |
409 Votes, |
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Sardar g visit chinese friend dying in hospital.
The chinese friend just say "chin yu yan"and dies.
Sardarji went to china to find the meaning of last words of his friend.
And find its means "u r standing on the oxygen tube". |
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Submitted By: ritz on: December 07, 2007 |
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Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year ... |
409 Votes, |
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Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year old statue u've broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one. |
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Submitted By: Raghav on: December 08, 2007 |
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A mother bought her son a $39 Halloween ... |
408 Votes, |
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A mother bought her son a $39 Halloween costume to scare his friends "Should I take the price tag off?", the boy asked. "Leave it on," his mother replied. "We'll scare your father too |
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Submitted By: mani3 on: October 18, 2007 |
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Gud frnds r hard to choose,dey r even ha... |
408 Votes, |
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Gud frnds r hard to choose,dey r even hard to loose.
In time of trouble, don't say,"Friend,I have a problem". Say:"Hey problem,I have a friend! |
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Submitted By: Rony55 on: November 17, 2007 |
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The top 5 ans given by girls in india wh... |
408 Votes, |
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The top 5 ans given by girls in india whn a boy prpose.
1)No
2)R u mad
3)I always looked u like a good frd
4)I dont belive in love
5)Sorry I love freestyle.. |
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Submitted By: Freestyle on: May 06, 2008 |
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Its monsoon & I?m sure u must be very ha... |
407 Votes, |
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Its monsoon & I?m sure u must be very happy
U must be feeling like going out
Drench ur self
Sing songs
Splash water
& find some1 special
rite?
Every frog feels da same. |
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Submitted By: Kushal on: November 18, 2007 |
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Self analysis of a MAN :- My Strength : ... |
407 Votes, |
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Self analysis of a MAN :- My Strength : My wife,
My Opportunity : When my neighbour's husband is on tour.
My fear : When I am on tour. |
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Submitted By: Santimoy Jana on: October 25, 2008 |
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Patient : I always see spots before my e... |
405 Votes, |
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Patient : I always see spots before my eyes.
Doctor : Didn't the new glasses help?
Patient : Sure, Now i see the spots much clearer.!! |
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Submitted By: Ritu on: October 20, 2007 |
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Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... ... |
405 Votes, |
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Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.
why ?? why ??
Tendulkar is an opener |
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Submitted By: boere on: December 27, 2007 |