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| Can you explain to me how this lipstick ... |
| 429 Votes, |
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Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar? the suspicious wife sneered.
No I cant the husband replied. I distinctly remember taking my shirt off. |
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| Submitted By: SMS Guru on: October 22, 2007 |
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| if mallika plays the role of draupadi,,,... |
| 429 Votes, |
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| if mallika plays the role of draupadi,,,duryodhan will say-" dussashan, pehna do hamari bhabhi ko sari, hum bhi to dekhen ye vastron me kaisi lagti hai..!!! |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: January 21, 2008 |
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| Romance Mathematics
Smart man + smart ... |
| 428 Votes, |
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Romance Mathematics
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy |
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| Submitted By: Aslan on: October 17, 2007 |
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| what is the diffrent between
Himami & S... |
| 428 Votes, |
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what is the diffrent between
Himami & Sunami?
Himami is face wash,
Sunami is total wash. |
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| Submitted By: Rishi on: October 21, 2007 |
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| Q: What's the difference between good & ... |
| 428 Votes, |
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Q: What's the difference between good & bad gals?
A: Good gals loosen a few buttons when it's hot, bad gals make it hot by loosening a few buttons! |
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| Submitted By: fine sms on: December 12, 2007 |
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| height of confidence....mallika sherawat... |
| 428 Votes, |
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| height of confidence....mallika sherawat gives handkerchief to tailor and asks to stitch 5 dresses..tailor replies" wat 2 do with remaining cloth...!!! |
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| Submitted By: Rishi on: January 12, 2008 |
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| Q: Watz the differnce B/w Aadmi and Aura... |
| 428 Votes, |
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Q: Watz the differnce B/w Aadmi and Aurat ?
Ans: Aurat aik hee aadmi say bohat sari umeed kerti hai,
Aur
Aadmi bohat sari aurton say aik hee umeed kerta hai. |
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| Submitted By: Raghav on: January 17, 2008 |
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| Girl's attitude:
Wen Boy dnt luk at her... |
| 428 Votes, |
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Girl's attitude:
Wen Boy dnt luk at her,she says KUTTA dekh nhi sakta But
Wen Boy luks at her she says dekh kaise KUTTON ki tarah dekh raha hai.. |
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| Submitted By: Freestyle on: May 06, 2008 |
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| After a quarrel, a husband said to his w... |
| 427 Votes, |
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After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love & didn't notice." |
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| Submitted By: Lion on: October 17, 2007 |
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| Teacher:-What is common between
KRISHN... |
| 427 Votes, |
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Teacher:-What is common between
KRISHNA,NABI,GANDHI& JESUS...?
SARDAR replied...."ALL ARE
bOrN ON GOVERMENT HOLIDAYS...! |
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| Submitted By: Sourabh on: October 19, 2007 |
