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| Why do couples hold hands during their w... |
| 452 Votes, |
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| Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins ! |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Last night I lay in my bed looking at th... |
| 452 Votes, |
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| Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where is my roof. |
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| Submitted By: ritz on: September 06, 2007 |
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| Mukesh sais to Anil Ambani:"I wnt to kis... |
| 452 Votes, |
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| Mukesh sais to Anil Ambani:"I wnt to kiss ur wife". Anil replied: "Ok but 40paisa per min" anil wife shouted "don't cheat him. Reliance to reliance free. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: October 22, 2007 |
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| boy propose to a girl ::- do you love me... |
| 452 Votes, |
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boy propose to a girl ::- do you love me.>
girl- shakal dekhi hai apni.
isse acha to main mar jana pasand karoongi
boy - kamini mar jayegi par ek
garib ke kaam nahin aayegi.. |
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| Submitted By: Saket on: November 17, 2007 |
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| The Madrasi said, I want to see the movi... |
| 452 Votes, |
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The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'.
Which movie did he really want to see?
Dil Chhata Hai! |
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| Submitted By: Ritu on: December 20, 2007 |
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| Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is p... |
| 452 Votes, |
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Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking |
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| Submitted By: Raghav on: May 24, 2008 |
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| An englishman, bihari & punjabi were sta... |
| 451 Votes, |
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An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them.
Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down. |
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| Submitted By: SMS Guru on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing . I... |
| 451 Votes, |
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Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in 1773.
Sardar:Thank God I was born after that .
Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata . |
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| Submitted By: Don 07 on: October 21, 2007 |
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| Explain The word
"AUTOMATICALLY"
....N... |
| 451 Votes, |
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Explain The word
"AUTOMATICALLY"
....Nahe pata
i'll xplain...
ager koi ganji ladki
auto mein bethi ho
to use kehte hain
auto_mein_takli:) |
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| Submitted By: prem_98367 on: October 22, 2007 |
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| Girl: Will you love me after marriage al... |
| 451 Votes, |
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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me. |
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| Submitted By: mawara on: November 05, 2007 |
